Hive: Musings about Crothian

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Quality not quantity my friend.

Really? Where'd you get that from? Surely not Crothian...

And Maldur, you're absolutely right. But then again...if the ooze flys with a cape, he can be defeated!

 

[Crothian]

Really? Where'd you get that from? Surely not Crothian...

And Maldur, you're absolutely right. But then again...if the ooze flys with a cape, he can be defeated!

I've said Qaulity of Quanity many times....

And what makes you think that taking an ooze through a jet engine will kill it?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Its worth a try, at least. And besides, there are other ways for capes to thwart your evil plans of board domination.

 

[Darkness]

I've said Qaulity of Quanity many times....

Stalin said that quantity has a quality all its own.

 

[Crothian]

Its worth a try, at least. And besides, there are other ways for capes to thwart your evil plans of board domination.

why do you assume it's evil plans? I'm not evil!!!

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Alright, alright. Not Evil. Maybe just a little evil. But not evil with an E. Just an e. I mean, you are an ooze. Mindless and all that.

 

[Crothian]

Alright, alright. Not Evil. Maybe just a little evil. But not evil with an E. Just an e. I mean, you are an ooze. Mindless and all that.

I see, you are prejudice against oozes. I see how it is, oozes can't get a fair break, we don't deserve equal treatment.....

 

[Darrin Drader]

I am oozist. I believe that all oozes need to be rounded up and burned. Burned, I tell you, BURNED!!!!11 The only good ooze is a dead ooze.

 

[Darkness]

You like marshmallows a lot, don't you?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

I see, you are prejudice against oozes. I see how it is, oozes can't get a fair break, we don't deserve equal treatment.....

What do you expect coming from the ranks of the City Watch of the greatest city on the Disc?