[HIVEMIND] And now for something completely different

[Crothian]

This will get me yelled at

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get:

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil

 

[randomling]

Hey everybody!

 

[Mark]

Crothian!

 

[Dungannon]

I'm just stting 1 = 1 and proving that I can have them equal other things as well

Okay, but half the statements in your proof are false, starting with "1(a+b)=0". The true answer is "2".

 

[Crothian]

So, is a Ham Sandwich better then eternal happiness?

A Ham Sandwich is better then nothing.
Nothing is better then Eternal Happiness.
Therefore a Ham Sanwhich is better then Eternal Happiness.

Thanks you, I'll be here all week

 

[Mark]

Gotta go. cya later

 

[Crothian]

Okay, but half the statements in your proof are false, starting with "1(a+b)=0". The true answer is "2".

Actually, it's the step above that that is illegal.

 

[Crothian]

Hey everybody!

Hi, just ignore what I'm doing. Nothing too see here. Look at the cool new threads over at your place

 

[randomling]

Hi, just ignore what I'm doing. Nothing too see here. Look at the cool new threads over at your place

Busy bees, weren't you? Did the server go down again?

 

[Crothian]

Busy bees, weren't you? Did the server go down again?

No, the servers been pretty good today