[HIVEMIND] Creatures of the Night!

Originally posted by Skade:

I'm also in the small percentage of people who are deeply susceptible to real hypnosis. I don't go to comedy clubs much after that.

Listen to me very carefully, Skade: Look into my virtual eye...you are getting sleepy...sleepy...now you are asleep.

Good, now when I snap my fingers, you will wake up, and you will be Monte Cook. You will believe you are, and will act like Monte Cook in every way. You will cease to be Monte Cook, and will fall into a deep...deep sleep when I snap my fingers two times in quick succession.

::SNAP:: :D
 

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OK, so my time at Wizards was not the most fulfilling time of my life, but I'm not bitter. Sure, things did not go quite my way, but I'm still going, pumping out the books, and Montecon is in just a few months.

Oh, yeah, gotta get back to my design diary. If you don't want to do 3.5, you may really want to check out my Unearthed Arcana. 11 new classes.. errr 13 new classes... err 10 new classes? Anyway, great stuff with names drawn from mythology and the dark recesses of my uber game designer brain.

:D

Edit: Not really mocking Monte Cook. I am quite the fan actually.
 
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LOL! Must...resist...urge...to...interview!

::SNAP SNAP::

You will now return to your normal, Robot Monkey Ninja state when I snap my fingers. You will forget that any of this ever happened.

::SNAP::

:D
 


Originally posted by Korimyr the Rat

What's small, red, and orange, and hits you like a freight train?

You know, I've always wanted to have some sort of "Mystic Gate of Answer My Riddle Or Die Horribly" in my game that asks a riddle that answers itself. Like, "What's long, wooden, and hits you like a baseball bat?"

The answer, of course, is a baseball bat. I'd just want to see if they died horribly because they looked too deeply. Of course they could just answer it right, and the gate would say "Okee, NOW for the tough one!"
 

Originally posted by Skade:

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz must kill ............. banannas........

Yup! He's back to normal! Folks, let's all give Skade a big round of applause for being such a good sport!

::claps::
 


What do you think of itens like this?

Fetish Spear of the Troll Slayer
Upon an expedition into the Dark Jungles of Kasoth the famed adventurer Darren Mclain recovered this unusual and fearsome longspear. The spear is of unusual design, having been formed from a single flame damaged branch of what may be ironwood and carved with as yet unknown sigils and markings. Its head is formed from the several trolls fangs, melded together by apparent sorcery and decorated with unusual feathers and bits of bone. When first grasped the spear sends an overwhelming sense of rage and sorrow through the wielder, but causes no other ill effects. The spear normally functions as a +1 spear of its type, until the bearer is in the presence of trolls, or their kin. At this time the spear will attempt to force the wielder to engage the trolls in combat, forcing a Will Save DC 18 should the character attempt to resist. The spear, when engaged in battle against trolls becomes a flaming weapon. Additionally, with each troll slain the spear heals 1d8 damage to the wielder, or gains an additional +1 to damage to a maximum of +5. When the threat has ended the spear maintains this bonus for 1 hour per magical bonus over +1.
Item Creation: Unknown. Unique Item.
 

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