Angcuru
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Y'know what, not that many people go the libraries these days. When kids need to do book reports, say on Beowulf to go to Google, Beowulf, plop, out it comes. But I remember the days when you had to go to the LIBRARY and speak to a HUMAN BEING to get your information.Eternalknight said:
Me - Hi, Miss...Migilicutty..I need to find a book on Beowulf.
Librarian - Go all the way down there, up the spiral staircase go all the way down and make a left into row Three Thousand Two Hundred Twelve. Go all the way down that row and keep to the right. You're going to want to veer left, but keep right. When you reach the end of the row, go up to the wall and press the third brick from the bottom. The wall will swing in and reveal a staircase. Go down the spiral staircase until you reach the Labyrinth. Make a left, a right, a right, a left, a left, a right, a right, a left, and then another right. Get into the viking boat and go accross the lake of fire. If you've rented a helmet, the bats won't get you. When you get to the other side, go into the woods and through the hills until you reach a log cabin. Go up to the cabin and knock on the door three times. The door will open and there will be Beowulf HIMSELF!
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