[Hivemind] Igloos in July...Fact or Fiction?

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Hi Hive! Hope you're all having an April Fool's day that's resulting in you being the fooler and not the foolee (my Mom assured me thats a word now).

Anyway, I can't stay; I'm off to celebrate in true April Fool's fashion...watching a scarey movie and eating marshmellow peeps!
 

The item from the Portable Hole that I think are most usable in a regular game is the Lost Penguin Colony.

Oh yeah, and only a bit of work turns the PoodlMancer's stat-block into a regular level 17 drow wizard.
 

Hi Hell Hound!

Congratulations on another bad-arse release!

I love pretty much everything about SoPHFoB!
 

HellHound said:
The item from the Portable Hole that I think are most usable in a regular game is the Lost Penguin Colony.

Oh yeah, and only a bit of work turns the PoodlMancer's stat-block into a regular level 17 drow wizard.

I have already say once and I'll say it again as many times as neccessary. The most uselful item is the codpiece of storage...

Imagine the scene:

A muscled barbarian, naked besides a loincloth and a codpiece, surrounded by orcs. The barbarian has no weapons, and seems doomed.

Then, without any fear, he carries his hand over his codpiece.

"If you don't flee now, orc scum, I will take out Bob and I'll stick it in your orcish butts. Bob is hard and long, always ready."

The orcs roll on floor laughting, until the barbarian put his hand inside the codpiece and take out...

a migthy +3 keen vorpal longsword.
 


Maldur said:


You my friend, have a unnatural fascination with barbarian codpieces!


:D

It's an image I can't take out of my head :D

Maybe DG is right when she says I'm bi-curious... :p
 

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