[Hivemind] Lord of the Boards: The Return of the Hive

[orchid blossom]

I think you're lying. No state trooper could be that nice. It goes against the prereqs for the State Trooper PrC, one of which is Alignment: Non-good.

Well, there's a freak in every group you know. If it makes you feel better, he was kinda grumpy.

 

[blackshirt5]

Well, there's a freak in every group you know. If it makes you feel better, he was kinda grumpy.

Wait. You're female right, at least reasonably attractive too? That explains everything. State Troopers get a Will save penalty equal to their State Trooper level when dealing with pretty ladies and are affected as if by a charm monster spell(as state troopers are not really people) during interactions.

 

[orchid blossom]

Wait. You're female right, at least reasonably attractive too? That explains everything. State Troopers get a Will save penalty equal to their State Trooper level when dealing with pretty ladies and are affected as if by a charm monster spell(as state troopers are not really people) during interactions.

Hold up there. Although I'm sure you'd get a different answer from Ao, I am not anything out of the ordinary to look at. Especially since the fact that I live on stuff like pizza and coke shows on the waistline. And of course it was winter, so I probably looked like the abominable snowman at the time.

Got the stupid gas on my shoes too when I was pouring it into the tank. Imagine the fun sitting in my freezing car, waiting for Ao to arrive with the jumper cables, breathing in gas fumes from my shoes which I didn't dare take off for fear of losing toes. Needless to say I now keep an extra set of clothes, a blanket, and a car emergency kit including cables in my car.

 

[Dungannon]

Afternoon, ladies & gents. Is everyone sufficiently recovered from the holiday madness yet?

 

[orchid blossom]

Getting there. It's the holiday dishes I can't seem to recover from.

I hate washing dishes.

 

[blackshirt5]

Nothing wrong with a woman living on pizza and coke. And nothing wrong with some extra on the waistline, although I'm sure there are some who'd disagree with me(they're completely insane though, so disregard them).

If you want I'll Email you pictures of my friends Laura and Angel, both of whom I consider quite attractive.

 

[orchid blossom]

Where it gets wrong is where you get unhealthy. I don't worry too much about not being the prettiest girl at the party. I do worry about getting winded on the stairs.

 

[Trainz]

- That does it.
- What does ?
- It.
- It does what ?
- That.
- That ?
- Yes.
- It does ?
- What ?
- What does it ?
- That does.
- It ?
- Yup.
- Why does it do it ?
- That it does ?
- Yes ?
- Because it does.
- Ah.

 

[orchid blossom]

- That does it.
- What does ?
- It.
- It does what ?
- That.
- That ?
- Yes.
- It does ?
- What ?
- What does it ?
- That does.
- It ?
- Yup.
- Why does it do it ?
- That it does ?
- Yes ?
- Because it does.
- Ah.

May I be the first to say... Huh?

 

[Trainz]

I said to myself: "That should keep em' busy for a while"