Hivemind: Son of Squamous

[The_Warlock]

How does one pull his arse?

Therein lies the humor of the moment - we had no clue.

That said, he limped for days, having essentially strained one half of his gluteus maximus causing it clench uncontrollably, rather like a Charlie Horse (ie, when your leg muscles tighten and clench painfully without control).

So, I suppose one could say he got a Charlie Arse.

 

[Ginnel]

Ginnel, congrats on level 2 (1,000 posts)!

Why thank you

 

[hafrogman]

Get it drunk and come out with an amazingly funny chat up line?

. . . your culture is showing, Ginnel.

Nobody pulls on this side of the Atlantic.

 

[Ginnel]

Therein lies the humor of the moment - we had no clue.

That said, he limped for days, having essentially strained one half of his gluteus maximus causing it clench uncontrollably, rather like a Charlie Horse (ie, when your leg muscles tighten and clench painfully without control).

So, I suppose one could say he got a Charlie Arse.

It seems like what you're describing as a Charlie Horse is infact cramp?

 

[Duskblade]

How does one pull his arse?

With a chain and a hook?

Might give yourself another butt-hole though.

 

[Ginnel]

. . . your culture is showing, Ginnel.


Nobody pulls on this side of the Atlantic.

Aww crap *pulls his trousers up* aherm

I live in hope that I can educate these poor colonials though
and that somebody might get it

 

[Dog Moon]

Presidents of the united states of America or indeed PUSA for short, and the song Lump

*rocks around the office a bit*

I've had this song in my head for a while now...

Even looked it up on Youtube, which is when I saw:

Gump.

"Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's alright

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that"

 

[hafrogman]

How does one pull his arse?

See, my friend Zach has a totally different story involving his friend's behind. Living in rural Texas. Owned a spear, like an honest to god, blade on a pole, spear. No euphamism. His friend got stabbed in the rear with the spear (still no euphamism).

Discussion with the emergency room nurse goes like this:

He: My friend was just speared in the arse.
Her: What with?
He: You're not listening, woman!

 

[Aeson]

With a chain and a hook?

Might give yourself another butt-hole though.

Talk about gettin 'er done.

I live in hope that I can educate these poor colonials though

You can't learn us nuttin'.

 

[The_Warlock]

It seems like what you're describing as a Charlie Horse is infact cramp?

If you call your entire leg pulling itself into a bent position despite you doing your darndest to tell it otherwise while experiencing excrutiating muscle pain a "cramp" - then yes.

The vernacular on my side of ocean in the northern latitudes is to call that a "Charlie Horse", and reserve "cramp" for muscle pain and stiffness, as opposed to outright rebellion on the part of an entire limb.