Hivemind: Son of Squamous

[hafrogman]

Whay must it be that everyone is paired off?? I'm still waiting for my Romeo.

You want to find that one special man who will drink poison while molesting your unconcious body? Maybe I just don't understand romance.

You're always welcome to join me (and possibly Aeson and Ginnel if I have convinced them) in the wonderful world of internet dating. The key to understanding internet dating is to realize that there is no such thing. It's really just using the internet to meet people for the purpose of dating them in real life. Basically it widens your pool of potential suitors, allowing you to be rejected at a much faster rate than ever before.

...

I may be the teensiest bit bitter.

 

[hafrogman]

No, I don't wear a corset with a kilt . Kilt I wear occasionally even now. It's been 6 years since I've worn a dress...

Please tell me you had the pharaoh beard six years ago.

 

[Ginnel]

I may be the teensiest bit bitter.

Maybe you should just add a bit of cream to taste then?

 

[hafrogman]

Maybe you should just add a bit of cream to taste then?

I'm pretty sure that there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm far too cultured to bake cupcakes.

Baking cupcakes.
Baking creamy, cream-filled cupcakes.

 

[Duskblade]

I'm pretty sure that there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm far too cultured to bake cupcakes.

Baking cupcakes.
Baking creamy, cream-filled cupcakes.

I baked two batches of chocolate chip cookies last night. I'm eating a couple right now.

 

[Ginnel]

I baked two batches of chocolate chip cookies last night. I'm eating a couple right now.

I want 2 bottles of red wine and a tub of Ben and Jerrys hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *drools a bit*
Probably Cherry Garcia flavour

 

[hafrogman]

I baked two batches of chocolate chip cookies last night. I'm eating a couple right now.

I have no cookies.

Please send care package, care of Red Cross. kthxbai.

 

[Duskblade]

I have no cookies.

Please send care package, care of Red Cross. kthxbai.

Email me with your address and I'll bake and send you a batch.

 

[hafrogman]

Email me with your address and I'll bake and send you a batch.

. . . don't temp me with your cookie wiles, woman. I am stronger than that. Just not by much.

 

[Duskblade]

. . . don't temp me with your cookie wiles, woman. I am stronger than that. Just not by much.

I wasn't kidding. I'd be happy to share my cookies with you.