Hivemind: Son of Squamous

[Aeson]

Of course, I was giggling like a schoolgirl the whole time.

I bet you were.

Someone has been watching too much Grey's Anatomy.*

Seriously.

*It may have been me.

I would seriously take me some Dr. Izzy. Don't call me in the morning.

Dude, that was hilarious!

Troof

 

[hafrogman]

Do you slap cookies often?

Only when they deserve it. Like when they're givin' me lip, or botherin' me when I'm tryin' to watch the game, or sometimes just a little bit for the heck of it, remind 'em who's boss.

What does cookie's family think of that?

They don't know nothing. Those cookies were broken when I found them. This one walked into a doorknob, and this package fell down the stairs.

 

[Knightfall]

Minnesota is close to Canada.

Minnesota is close to Manitoba and Western Ontario. It's a little further away from Alberta.

 

[Aeson]

Only when they deserve it. Like when they're givin' me lip, or botherin' me when I'm tryin' to watch the game, or sometimes just a little bit for the heck of it, remind 'em who's boss.

So you're Tony Micelli?

They don't know nothing. Those cookies were broken when I found them. This one walked into a doorknob, and this package fell down the stairs.

They need to watch where they're going. It's a dangerous world out there.


I'm off to try to get some shut eye, boss. I'm disappointed you didn't respond to my beer battered chicken. Should I have left out the beer or the chicken?

 

[hafrogman]

I would seriously take me some Dr. Izzy. Don't call me in the morning.

Mmmm. Katherine Heigl. Mmmmm.

Minnesota is close to Manitoba and Western Ontario. It's a little further away from Alberta.

I tol'joo once, you for'ner. There's the United States of America, and then there's NOT the United States of America. You're lucky we even remember the name of your country. You ain't so important with your la-de-dah provinces. Y'all are just Canada, plain 'n' simple.

 

[Aeson]

I tol'joo once, you for'ner. There's the United States of America, and then there's NOT the United States of America. You're lucky we even remember the name of your country. You ain't so important with your la-de-dah provinces. Y'all are just Canada, plain 'n' simple.

Priceless.

 

[Knightfall]

I tol'joo once, you for'ner. There's the United States of America, and then there's NOT the United States of America. You're lucky we even remember the name of your country. You ain't so important with your la-de-dah provinces. Y'all are just Canada, plain 'n' simple.

Heh.

I calculated the distance between me and you.

1,394 miles / 2,243 km

I guess I won't be coming over to game at your place any time soon.

BTW... here's the web site I'm using to do my calculations.

City Distance Tool - Find the distance between 2 cities

 

[hafrogman]

So you're Tony Micelli?

I was going more for Ike Turner. Tony never really showed Angela what for.

They need to watch where they're going. It's a dangerous world out there.

Indeed. Lots of . . . accidents. . . could befall an unfortunate cookie making establishment, such as this one. Very flamable, cookies are. For a small. . .fee. . . I could have my boys keep an eye out, you know. Make sure nothing. . . untoward happened.

I'm off to try to get some shut eye, boss. I'm disappointed you didn't respond to my beer battered chicken. Should I have left out the beer or the chicken?

Sleep well. I'm good with the chicken, but I can get that here. Fresh baked cookies are harder to come by.

 

[Dog Moon]

I tol'joo once, you for'ner. There's the United States of America, and then there's NOT the United States of America. You're lucky we even remember the name of your country. You ain't so important with your la-de-dah provinces. Y'all are just Canada, plain 'n' simple.

Hehe. I was about to say something similar, though my words would be like 'I just said Minnesota was close to Canada; I never said it was close to your Province. '

Cause I don't even know the names of your Provinces. We don't NEED to know the names of your Provinces. You don't even need Provinces. I mean, do you consider yourself more Canadian or Albertian? Hrmmm? Pfft, Provinces.

 

[The_Warlock]

I once invaded Canada while playing Shadow President.

It was one of the few inappropriate military actions that France chose NOT to nuke me for.