Hivemind: Son of Squamous

[hafrogman]

I meant it in a giggity way.

See, now there's giggity, and gigging. And they're very different, but unnervingly similar. So you'll have to forgive for my concerns. You may nibble on my legs all you like. . . once you start taking bites, we'll rehash this discussion.

 

[The_Warlock]

Oh my god, ick. I think I'll come back when the conversation is a bit more civilized.

Did you know that for medical purposes, bone grafts come in all sorts of shapes and sizes?

In fact, one of those ways is as special bone chips which are mixed with mineral putty to fill in damaged bones.

Those chips...they are call Bone Croutons.

Now tell me, what is a more defining element of civilization than Croutons!

 

[hafrogman]

Oh my god, ick. I think I'll come back when the conversation is a bit more civilized.

I think we broke her.

Oops.

 

[Demongirl]

See, now there's giggity, and gigging. And they're very different, but unnervingly similar. So you'll have to forgive for my concerns. You may nibble on my legs all you like. . . once you start taking bites, we'll rehash this discussion.

I hope you don't mind if I add some relish.

 

[Duskblade]

Did you know that for medical purposes, bone grafts come in all sorts of shapes and sizes?

In fact, one of those ways is as special bone chips which are mixed with mineral putty to fill in damaged bones.

Those chips...they are call Bone Croutons.

Now tell me, what is a more defining element of civilization than Croutons!

I've never liked croutons.

 

[hafrogman]

Now tell me, what is a more defining element of civilization than Croutons!

Ah, the three defining phases of civilization: Survival, inquiry, and sophistication. (i.e. How can we eat?, Why do we eat?, and Where shall we have lunch?)

Croutons are definatelt part of the third stage. Pinky fingers are also very sophisticated. Drinking tea, and whatnot. Perhaps if one were to make bone croutons from (or for) pinky fingers?

 

[Duskblade]

I hope you don't mind if I add some relish.

Okay, that's officially disgusting.

 

[hafrogman]

I've never liked croutons.

. . . and to think I used to like you.

Okay, that's officially disgusting.

Wow, you didn't go far. Sorry, I guess we figured that if we'd already scared you off, we may as well go whole hog. I'm not quite sure why Demongirl spreading relish on my legs and licking it off is more disgusting than discussing canibalism, but then I've never tried it.

Whipped cream, though. . .

 

[The_Warlock]

I've never liked croutons.

No doubt! I mean, really, who does? They are STALE bread after all. But, without civilization, no one would think to actually SELL that as a BENEFIT.

Thus, one of those intractable marks of the high brow upon our apeness.

 

[hafrogman]

No doubt! I mean, really, who does? They are STALE bread after all. But, without civilization, no one would think to actually SELL that as a BENEFIT.

You have obviously never had a good cruton. Tiny little bite sized morsels of garlic toast. Mmmm.