Hivemind: Son of Squamous

[Aeson]

That's just what the Man WANTS you to believe.

I'm the man around here. Did you see 2 count them 2women fighting over me? I say it's supposed to be cold.

 

[hafrogman]

That's why no real humans live in MN.

Hey! I'm almost certain I saw one or two when I was last there visiting my parents.

 

[Aeson]

Hey! I'm almost certain I saw one or two when I was last there visiting my parents.

Your parents are frog people. They don't count.

 

[hafrogman]

I'm the man around here. Did you see 2 count them 2 women fighting over me? I say it's supposed to be cold.

It's supposed to be cold when two women fight over Aeson? *resists hell freezing over joke*

But either way, there's a difference between being "the man" and being "The Man". Observe the capitals.

Either way, winter is just The Man's way of keeping the white snow down!

 

[hafrogman]

Your parents are frog people. They don't count.

I didn't claim the one or two people I saw were my parents, just that they are who I was visiting. Although you don't know if they're frog people, I could be adopted. I've never been known to say 'Please, call me "ha", "Mr. Frogman" is my father.

Let's see . . . people who live in Minnesota. One of my roommates has cousins there. But one of them lived in Switzerland for a while, sinfully setting fire to things (Oooo, wicked Bern). I think she's back now. Maybe she's human.

 

[The_Warlock]

...I could be adobted. ...

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds bad.

 

[hafrogman]

I have no idea what that is, but it sounds bad.

I doubt it.

 

[Dog Moon]

That's why no real humans live in MN.

Then what exactly would you call me then? Hrmmmmm?

 

[hafrogman]

Then what exactly would you call me then? Hrmmmmm?

Awww, Dog Moon. We wouldn't call you anything.

To your face.

 

[The_Warlock]

Then what exactly would you call me then? Hrmmmmm?

Homo Sapiens Coldarsicus

Mutation, it's not just a birth defect, it's a way of life!