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[hivemind] to die another day!

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Tallarn said:


Greetings, Hound. How're the gelflings this fine day? Well, night here anyway...:)

Don't know why I ask, just had a feeling they might be doing something interesting!

Off for dinner, back in ten minutes or so...

About to start playing D&D actually!

l8r all!
 

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Heya Hive!

It's not fair, I got a box of dice (Size XXL) from my players for my birthday. When I rioll them for a character of mine, the always roll low (specially the D20) and when I roll for the players The always roll high!

I think they put a curse on them or something!
 

Timothy said:
Heya Hive!

It's not fair, I got a box of dice (Size XXL) from my players for my birthday. When I rioll them for a character of mine, the always roll low (specially the D20) and when I roll for the players The always roll high!

I think they put a curse on them or something!

Lol! Dice given to you by players? they might have touched them or something! No wonder they're cursed!
 

Originally posted by Timothy:

When I rioll them for a character of mine, the always roll low (specially the D20) and when I roll for the players The always roll high!

I think they put a curse on them or something!

Yes. It is the dreaded "Curse of the Low-Rolling Dice."

There is only one way to alleviate this problem. You must spend seven nights with the dice under your pillow, then drink three cans of "Spicy V-8" in quick succession. This will remove the curse.


PS: Hi Tallarn! How goes the job hunt?
 

UnDfind said:


Yes. It is the dreaded "Curse of the Low-Rolling Dice."

There is only one way to alleviate this problem. You must spend seven nights with the dice under your pillow, then drink three cans of "Spicy V-8" in quick succession. This will remove the curse.

A very well known method for dispelling this horrid affliction.

One of my player reports that if you substitue three full jars of tabasco sauce, you can dispel the curse after only two nights with the dice under the pillow. I haven't tried this method yet myself, so use AYOR.

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