see, when my dice rolled badly, i took the weakest one, a d8 that rolled only 1s and 2s, and i lit a match under it, and made the other dice look on in horror as the painted numbers melted off, and the die became soft and squishy. Then, i slammed the die into the table right in front of all the other dice, perminently mangling it. Then i drilled a hole in the bad mangled die, and made a necklace. I always wear the necklace when i play, and i've never had badrolling dice since.