[Hivemind] Trimmed down, and still posting...wanna help?

[Sniktch]

OK, well this one didn't work as well as the last, but I did it so I may as well share it:

POSTS
with apologies to Disturbed

so!
are ya postin?
so!
are ya postin?
no, no!
are ya postin?
so!
are ya postin?
no!

wake up, are you online, will ya listen to me?
im gonna type about a freaky Cat now!
Your posts are gonna die, if you post them to Hive!
Kill the Hive threads, die! Kill the Hive threads, die!

post!

wake up, are you online, will ya listen to me?
im gonna type about a freaky Cat now!
Your posts are gonna die, if you post them to Hive!
Kill the Hive threads, die! Kill the Hive threads, die!

post!

are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting,
your posts aren’t your own. . .
are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting. . .

so!

whats up, i wonder why, do you listen to me?
im gonna make ya read some freaky posts, now!
insane, your posts will die, if you post them to Hive!
Kill the Hive threads, die! Kill the Hive threads, die!

post!

whats up, i wonder why, do you listen to me?
im gonna make ya read some freaky posts, now!
insane, your posts will die, if you post them to Hive!
Kill the Hive threads, die! Kill the Hive threads, die!

post!

are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting,
your posts aren’t your own. . .
are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting. . .

so!

Can't you imagine how good joining the Hive will make you feel.
I promise, the mods will ever know.
There will be no chance of you getting caught.
They never read it anyway.
So come on, join the Hive.
And do what you are compelled to do . . .

Type more posts!!!

i can read the posts, but i dont wanna listen,
strap me down and please don’t let me type!
i can feel the subliminal need, to be one with the Hive and make everything go
. . .

i can read the posts, but i dont wanna listen,
strap me down and please don’t let me type!
i can feel the subliminal need, to be one with the Hive and make everything
all right!!

are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting,
your posts aren’t your own. . .
are you posting, now?
does the P-Cat see you?
you still posting. . .


so!
are ya postin!
so!
do ya post, no, no!
so!
are ya postin,
so! do ya post, NO!

 

[gamecat]

Gamecat is now in 4th period. Bad grades may have something to do w/ EnWorld Addiction...

Thanks, all of you. The HIVE is the greatest.

 

[gamecat]

Red haired angels
Don't return earlier calls made
the gamecat moves on

 

[Ashwyn]

OK, well this one didn't work as well as the last, but I did it so I may as well share it:

POSTS
with apologies to Disturbed

Ahswyn claps Very nice, Sniktch!

 

[gamecat]

Piratecat takes posts
Mean thieving magpie admin
Maybe he eats them

 

[Sniktch]

Nice, gamecat. I've always liked haiku

 

[gamecat]

Indeed. Haiku have been fun for me since maybe I was 9 years old.

 

[Sniktch]

Indeed. Haiku have been fun for me since maybe I was 9 years old.

Same here, although my haiku tends toward the dark or surreal. For example:

Hear the birds crying
For a nest of broken eggs
And now I must rinse.

 

[gamecat]

Fun hivemind haiku
Five seven five syllables
EnWorld addiction

 

[megamania]

'allo....I'll be lurking all day. Hey there Gamecat- look at this way- it could always be worse.