[Hivemind] Trimmed down, and still posting...wanna help?

[Ashwyn]

'allo....I'll be lurking all day. Hey there Gamecat- look at this way- it could always be worse.

Hi megamania.

 

[Sniktch]

$#&@^%$# people keep calling me

 

[Jeph]

Hi all!

Sniktch . . . what's wrong with people calling you? Unless, of course, they make death threats, say they know where you live, and show up ten minutes later with a bloody, serated knife . . . .

 

[Ashwyn]

$#&@^%$# people keep calling me

They keep calling me too. "Ashwyn......come to us.....we are true power..." That sort of thing. I mostly ignore it.

 

[Ashwyn]

Hi all!

Sniktch . . . what's wrong with people calling you? Unless, of course, they make death threats, say they know where you live, and show up ten minutes later with a bloody, serated knife . . . .

Hi Jeph. Question: Why would the knife already be bloody?

 

[Sniktch]

Hi all!

Sniktch . . . what's wrong with people calling you? Unless, of course, they make death threats, say they know where you live, and show up ten minutes later with a bloody, serated knife . . . .

Hi Jeph, been awhile since I've seen you in one of these. Nothing really wrong with it; it is my job to answer the phones here, after all. These people are just stupid Willfully so

 

[Sniktch]

But I got off the phones long enough to jot this down (hm, seems to be a recurring theme in my head today ):

Postcount Gone to Heaven
with apologies to the Pixies

there was a guy
a Pirate Kitty guy who controlled the boards
He killed ten million posts of drivel
from Hivemind and whatever
this monkey’s gone to heaven

my postcount was so high
got sucked in a hole
now there's a hole in my mind
and the threads are no more
and if the threads are no more
all our postcounts gonna burn
they'll all take turns
i'll get mine, too
this monkey’s gone to heaven

rock me Russ!

if Crothian is 5
if Crothian is 5
if Crothian is 5
then Piratecat is 6
then Piratecat is 6
then Piratecat is 6
then Piratecat is 6
then Piratecat is 6
then Russ is 7
then Russ is 7
then Russ is 7
my postcount’s gone to heaven

 

[Jeph]

Hi Ashwyn! (I was gonna say Ash, but nicknames here are becoming impossible . . . Ashwyn/Ashy, Tallarn/Tallam, sheesh!) There are multiple explanations for a pre-blooded knife:

a) It's freakier than a clean, stainless steel one
b) He just finished with the other guy he's been calling
c) He's a butcher
d) He's a masochist, and was stabbing himself
e) He found it that way.

Yeah, willfully stupid people suck, in a willfully stupid sort of way.

 

[Ashwyn]

Hi Ashwyn! (I was gonna say Ash, but nicknames here are becoming impossible . . . Ashwyn/Ashy, Tallarn/Tallam, sheesh!) There are multiple explanations for a pre-blooded knife:

a) It's freakier than a clean, stainless steel one
b) He just finished with the other guy he's been calling
c) He's a butcher
d) He's a masochist, and was stabbing himself
e) He found it that way.

Good reasons all. Perhaps it doesn't have any blood on it at all, it's just a bloody knife. As in "Bloody knife won't cut anything."

 

[Jeph]

In the baladatious mood . . .

Above two thousand,
There rested, it did.
Until it did plummet,
It's excess was shed . . .

Postcount! Postcount! My postcount is gone!

Now under this number it lies,
Trapped in sorrow.
Hoping to rise so high,
'Gain on the morrow . . .

Postcount! Postcount! My postcount is gone!

Now what shall I do,
Oh what can I do?
My spirit and soul,
Have gone down the tube . . .

Postcount! Postcount! My postount is gone!

But maybe there are,
Other things in this world.
Small fuzzy animals,
Like baleen whales and squirrels . . .

Postcount! Postcount! My postcount is gone!

But they'll not suffice!
Oh it shall never be mended.
For the life of my bounty,
It prematurely has ended . . .

Postcount! Postcount! My postcount is gone!
His postcount is gone . . .
My postcount is gone!