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Darkness
Hand and Eye of Piratecat [Moderator]
Heh. Thanks; I'm trying my best.Azlan said:
ROTFL! That's clever and funny, Darkness. You're a comedian, right? You must have a pretty good Performance skill.
I can't have too many ranks in Performance, though, 'cause I can't play even one instrument...
Azlan said:
Obviously you're just a bit dim.
(This obviously can't be an insult, because I prefaced it with "just a bit", meaning you're only slightly dim, not all dim. Now if I'd said that you were all dim, that would be an insult, and there would be only one thing to do: namely, go through your clothes and look for loose change. Luckily, I didn't say that. The soul of discretion is me.)
Hong "Innuendo +10, Performance (online theater) +10, Diplomacy -2" Ooi
Darkness said:Heh. Thanks; I'm trying my best.
I can't have too many ranks in Performance, though, 'cause I can't play even one instrument...
Now come on, Darkness, false modesty is bad. I'm sure that you can play the flute, at least.
Hong "as can all of us, whether you admit it or not" Ooi
reapersaurus
Explorer
Obviously you're a mean-spirited cranky old bastard who just loves to derail discussions with personal attacks, and self-serving digressions of the insane variety.hong said:
But i digress.
You're damned hilarious, too, which makes you aligned with Olidammara in my eyes... (damned Skill Focus: Message Board Posting)
hong said:
Hmm... That was a personal attack, wasn't it? And you didn't even bother to explain or justify it; i.e., what was it about my "elitist" remark, your hong-ness, that made you say I was "obviously just a bit dim"?
Did not the person I made my remark to agree with it? He said (I quote): "You are absolutely right, it is a very elitist position I've taken."
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What's your net.alignment?
Looks like it's time to dig out one of Ron's classics:
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd
Subject: Re: What Alignment / Dr. Mead's alignment test
From: Werebat <hes105@etal.uri.edu>
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 16:31:44 -0700
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What's your net.alignment?
Lawful Good:
Reads and maintains FAQs
Will never troll
Does not respond to trolls, except via e-mail to ask them to stop
Posts only when truly necessary, and always on-topic
Guides and aids newbies
Lawful Neutral:
Reads and maintains FAQs
Will never troll
Does not respond to trolls, except to ask them to stop
Posts only when truly necessary, and always on-topic
Explains the rules to newbies
Lawful Evil:
Reads FAQs to learn what they can take others to task for
Will never troll
Goads trolls into breaking their TOS, then reports them
Posts only when necessary to ensure the success of their Master Plans
Enjoys slamming newbies who break the rules
Neutral Good:
Reads FAQs when seeking some bit of information, stops when it is found
Will rarely troll, and only if certain no one will be offended
Sometimes responds to trolls, especially if angered by "offensive" trolls
Posts fairly often, but is generally on-topic
Makes a point of helping newbies
Neutral:
Reads the FAQ for information or if genuinely curious about it
May troll, but not too offensively and not too often
Generally ignores trolls unless they attack him/her personally
Posts fairly often about what interests him/her
Ignores newbies unless they pique his/her curiosity
Neutral Evil:
Might read the FAQ to learn what they can take others to task for
May troll offensively, make personal attacks, etc.
May attack trolls and engage in flame wars, especially if provoked
Posts fairly often, especially to attack others and prove them "wrong"
Enjoys arguing with newbies, mixing on-topic discussion with insults
Chaotic Good:
Doesn't read FAQs; may ask newsgroup members instead
Enjoys trolling for fun, but never attacks others personally
Generally laughs at trolls, unless they make offensive personal attacks
Posts whenever they feel like it, often off-topic but always helpful
Makes it a point to help newbies
Chaotic Neutral:
FAQ? What's a FAQ?
Enjoys trolling as an art form. Likes to push peoples' buttons.
Deals with trolls on their own level, often starting flame wars
Posts whenever and whatever they feel like posting
Enjoys confusing newbies
Chaotic Evil:
Might read the FAQ to find out what behaviors will REALLY piss people off
Loves to troll, initiate flame wars, insult others, and upset people
Always responds to trolls, trying to out-troll them
Posts whenever and whatever they feel like posting, especially flames
Enjoys flaming newbies, even without a reason
reapersaurus said:
Looks like it's time to dig out one of Ron's classics:
Newsgroups: rec.games.frp.dnd
Subject: Re: What Alignment / Dr. Mead's alignment test
From: Werebat <hes105@etal.uri.edu>
Date: Wed, 20 Oct 1999 16:31:44 -0700
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What's your net.alignment?
Lawful Good:
Reads and maintains FAQs
Will never troll
Does not respond to trolls, except via e-mail to ask them to stop
Posts only when truly necessary, and always on-topic
Guides and aids newbies
Lawful Neutral:
Reads and maintains FAQs
Will never troll
Does not respond to trolls, except to ask them to stop
Posts only when truly necessary, and always on-topic
Explains the rules to newbies
Lawful Evil:
Reads FAQs to learn what they can take others to task for
Will never troll
Goads trolls into breaking their TOS, then reports them
Posts only when necessary to ensure the success of their Master Plans
Enjoys slamming newbies who break the rules
Neutral Good:
Reads FAQs when seeking some bit of information, stops when it is found
Will rarely troll, and only if certain no one will be offended
Sometimes responds to trolls, especially if angered by "offensive" trolls
Posts fairly often, but is generally on-topic
Makes a point of helping newbies
Neutral:
Reads the FAQ for information or if genuinely curious about it
May troll, but not too offensively and not too often
Generally ignores trolls unless they attack him/her personally
Posts fairly often about what interests him/her
Ignores newbies unless they pique his/her curiosity
Neutral Evil:
Might read the FAQ to learn what they can take others to task for
May troll offensively, make personal attacks, etc.
May attack trolls and engage in flame wars, especially if provoked
Posts fairly often, especially to attack others and prove them "wrong"
Enjoys arguing with newbies, mixing on-topic discussion with insults
Chaotic Good:
Doesn't read FAQs; may ask newsgroup members instead
Enjoys trolling for fun, but never attacks others personally
Generally laughs at trolls, unless they make offensive personal attacks
Posts whenever they feel like it, often off-topic but always helpful
Makes it a point to help newbies
Chaotic Neutral:
FAQ? What's a FAQ?
Enjoys trolling as an art form. Likes to push peoples' buttons.
Deals with trolls on their own level, often starting flame wars
Posts whenever and whatever they feel like posting
Enjoys confusing newbies
Chaotic Evil:
Might read the FAQ to find out what behaviors will REALLY piss people off
Loves to troll, initiate flame wars, insult others, and upset people
Always responds to trolls, trying to out-troll them
Posts whenever and whatever they feel like posting, especially flames
Enjoys flaming newbies, even without a reason
Ragnar Rocker
First Post
Let the dice be your guide. Anything else is pure metagaming and should be discouraged.
