Well, I work for a bank, so I guess that makes me a gnome of Zurich.
I'm a MONSTER! HA HA!
Although as it turns out, my bank (the 5th largest in Austria) is now about to be taken over by another (the 3rd largest in Austria), to form _the_ largest bank in Austria which will crush all other Austrian banks liek bug. While this is good for shareholders, it also means there's a distinct chance that in 6 months, I'll be out on my ear along with the other analytics guys and having to prostitute my body and/or my D&D knowledge for food. So enjoy it while it lasts!