How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Mista Collins]

One of my fellow gamers (who is not a member of EN World) made a joke I thought was quite funny at the time.

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 5! One to do it, another one with all source books at hand to make sure he is following the rules. 2 others to tell him he should have used a different spell or done it a different way. And the DM to award XP.

If you were asked the question,"How mant gamers does it take to change a light bulb?" what would be your answer?

 

[Jolly Giant]

None. Gamers are used to dark places and either have darkvision or torches!

 

[Micar Sin]

None. I cast a continual light spell from the PHB, just like Jack Chick said!!!!

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

No lightbulb needed. I attack the darkness!

 

[Piratecat]

One.

 

[tarchon]

The standard party of 4, but for a larger or particularly powerful party, one should increase the hit dice of the light bulb, apply a template, or even give it a few class levels.

 

[BrooklynKnight]

No lightbulb needed. I attack the darkness!

I dont know if you should be beaten to death or given an award.

Either way, you win in my book!

 

[Kai Lord]

No lightbulb needed. I attack the darkness!

LMAO.

 

[Mark]

One of my fellow gamers (who is not a member of EN World) made a joke I thought was quite funny at the time.

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 5! One to do it, another one with all source books at hand to make sure he is following the rules. 2 others to tell him he should have used a different spell or done it a different way. And the DM to award XP.

Better add one for the guy who's going to tell you at length about every lightbulb he has ever screwed (in)...

 

[Epametheus]

One. If you add any more, they'll go do something else and completely forget about it.