How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Hypersmurf]

Isn't that a Londo quote from Babylon 5?

Well, Londo tells the joke, yeah.

-Hyp.

 

[Dark Jezter]

Q: How many Lord of the Rings RPG players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb, and another to sing a song about the lighbulbs used by the elven kings of old.

 

[MerricB]

Only one. But! In the grand, old days of the Republic, hundreds of servants would change thousands of light bulbs at our slightest whim!

Well, okay, that's a different joke. But it's my favourite light bulb joke

It's up there with "How many Yendi does it take to sharpen a sword?"

Three. One to sharpen the sword, and one to confuse the issue.



Brust and Babylon 5, two great sources of Lightbulb Jokes.

(How many Dzurlords does it take to sharpen a sword?)

How many Cthulhu gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them! Never split the party!

Cheers!

 

[Viehl]

How many GURPS players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to actually do it, one to complain about the new rules in the latest edition of GURPS Lightbulbs, and one to argue that HERO would have done it better.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

How many Hiveminders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. One to change the lightbulb, three to stand around making silly comments, one to complain that this is all drivel and should be kept off the front page, and one to invoke the Pantheon and start a flame war.

 

[Flyspeck23]

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. Because if two or more gamers are involved, they'll start to argue (about how to do it, what kind of lightbulb they should use, how in days past lightbulbs where oh so much better, who's the greater authority on lightbulbs, who's the most experienced, etc.), and won't get the job done.

 

[Thresher]

None, lightbulb changing is a CC skill that will have to wait until 4th edition.
In the meantime Wotc will happily offer to screw you and your group with a free online addendum plus disclaimer to disprove the lightbulb exists and if it did exist in your game it must be TSR's fault and isnt a supported product line anymore.

 

[Balsamic Dragon]

How many adventurers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

ALL of them! NEVER split the party!



Balsamic Dragon

 

[diaglo]

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is only one true lightbulb. All the other lightbulbs are just poor filaments of your imagination.

 

[Zimri]

None.
Mundane light doesn't affect magical darkness