How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

[ichabod]

My favorite (and I didn't come up with this one) is:

How many gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know. They're still rolling initiative to see who gets first crack at it.

Also:

What's the difference between a large pizza and a game designer?
The large pizza can feed a family of four.

 

[Tsyr]

Q) How many Wheel of Time players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) Three: One to remember how to screw in the bulb from a past life, one to go violently insane while trying to channel a light spell because he's a guy, and a woman to stand uselessly in the background and call them both woolheads, huff, cross her arms under her breasts, and possibly tug her braid.

Q) How many Song of Ice and Fire players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A) Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to conspire against the first one while sleeping with owner of a company that makes florescent bulbs, and a third that kills both of them.

 

[XCorvis]

I can't believe no one said this

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 1d4

 

[Softwind]

Q. How many gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A1. Four, if their ECL matches the CR of the light bulb. (See Scaling the Encounter for higher or lower party levels.)

A2. Ah, blessed darkness. Now, what's that smell? (inhouse joke)

A3. Depends. Is it D&D light bulb, an AD&D lightbulb, or a d20 lightbulb?

 

[Henry]

How many Continuum players does it take to change a light bulb?

Eleven - The Thespian to take the place of the original guy who did it, 2 narcissists to assassinate the guy who did it, 3 spanners who originally helped him change the lighbulb to feel the frag and frune the problem, 2 Scribes to provide the clues, and 3 Foxhorn to hunt down the dirty narcissists, frag 'em out or kill 'em, and alert the Thespians that they need a replacement.


What about the original guy who did it? Further Information is not available here.

 

[Liolel]

How many gamers does it take to change a light buld

A lot: 1 to post online, "Help my Gm is making me change a light bulb" A good amount to post advice ranging from useless to very helpful, a few other members of the group to shift through the advice and decide a strategy, and the first player once again to implement the strategy and change the lightbulb.

 

[Dark Jezter]

Q: How many 2e AD&D players does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Please consult TSR's Complete Book of Lightbulbs for the answer.

 

[Ashrem Bayle]

How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

None.

When one gamer finally finds one that he likes, the others will convince him it's broken.

 

[Bloodsparrow]

Q: How many vampire LARPers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. One to change the light bulb, one to mention that the light bulb is broken just like the shattered remnants of his soul, one to talk about how the dim light in the room reflects the agony of his tortured existance, and one to talk about how the light bulb is a metaphor about all the pain and suffering in the world.

Q: How many Mind's Eye Theatre LARPers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Okay, test with me.

 

[Praeco]

Only one, though four to six is optimal in order to properly balance the challenge rating.