How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?

[ejja_1]

Q: How many Paranoia players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Thats classified information citizen, please report to the nearest termination center for reeducation. And remember your friend the computer loves you, have a nice day.

 

[Impeesa]

How many Palladium players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Depends - main book says says 3 and a half, first supplement revises that to 6, unless one is a Lightbulb Changer OCC in which case it takes half the time and manpower, and the most recent errata puts it at e ^ (i * pi) but that's not official.

How many Rolemaster players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to take the Change Lighbulb skill, three to total the modifiers, one to make the static maneuver roll, and two to cross-reference the results on several charts in 3 separate books.

--Impeesa--

 

[evileeyore]

A: Man lightbulbs have been so Nerfed...

 

[baradtgnome]

there's a light out?

 

[GuardianLurker]

A: {Number of replies to this thread}, or 42.

 

[MerricB]

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is only one true lightbulb. All the other lightbulbs are just poor filaments of your imagination.

Very, very nice, Diaglo!

Cheers!

 

[Kid Socrates]

Q: How many gamers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One to physically change the lighbulb, one to make a horrible joke related to the changing of the lightbulb, one to follow up on the joke for ten minutes, and one to block the dice the DM throws at them for stretching a two-minute encounter into half an hour and ruining his carefully outlined plans for the day's session.

Although I really do like the "1d4" answer. Cracked me up.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

Q) How many Wheel of Time players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A) Three: One to remember how to screw in the bulb from a past life, one to go violently insane while trying to channel a light spell because he's a guy, and a woman to stand uselessly in the background and call them both woolheads, huff, cross her arms under her breasts, and possibly tug her braid.

ROFL. *SNIFF*

Q: How many Dragons Reborn does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That depends on whether the voice in my head is really Lew Therin Telamon or just me going crazy.
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Q: How many Dragons Reborn does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Break it break them all must break them must must must break them all
break them and strike must strike quickly must strike now break it break it break it....
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Q: How many Wheel of Time characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At least five; one to try and screw it in and think that the others could do a better job of it, two to think about doing it and think that the others could do a better job of it, one to unknowingly hinder the others' progress at changing the lightbulb and another to unwittingly harbor information that would make it easy to change the lightbulb if they'd only talk to eachother about $4!+ once in a #^@&$&ing while.

 

[LordVyreth]

Only one but you shouldn't expect them to change it or revolve the plot around it getting changed. If the players figure it out, they'll just accuse you of railroading and sulk in the darkness.

 

[omnimpotent]

You're not getting me to shell out for a new edition lightbulb. I'll just houserule the old one, it's not broken that badly.