How many orcs does it take to guard a pie?

[blargney the second]

A = 1e
B = 2e
C = 3e
D = 4e

 

[Cabled]

It's interesting to see how things have changed over the editions. I'm not sure that I see the humor, though. Do I have to hate 4e in order to find this humorous?

No, but you do have to stop searching for 4e hate long enough to see the humor

 

[Silvercat Moonpaw]

An army, preferably with some ogres for heavy weaponry and goblins riding worgs as cavalry.

Because, after all, the pie is evil.

 

[mmadsen]

A = 1e
B = 2e
C = 3e
D = 4e

Option B is very Gygaxian AD&D (1E). Go back and read some of those 1E Monster Manual entries.

 

[rossik]

Option B is very Gygaxian AD&D (1E). Go back and read some of those 1E Monster Manual entries.

very true of yours

 

[Herobizkit]

F) You ARE the pie. There is no Orc.

 

[frankthedm]

How many orc minis do you have?

 

[Blackrat]

How many orc minis do you have?

About 1675.

 

[Philodendron]

Orcs and Pie

For those of us not in the know, what is the origin of the orc/pie connection?

 

[Nifft]

For those of us not in the know, what is the origin of the orc/pie connection?

If you had googled "orc and pie", you would already know.

Cheers, -- N