How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbu- I mean, kill Elminster?

[Drowbane]

The Corporate Masters of the Coastal Wizards Guild kotow to no man.

Surely you realize that Elminster is thier Guild Master, right?

edit: TSR, btw, should not be on that list. They have no power...

 

[Relique du Madde]

My plan would involve gating him to earth, a HIV/AIDs tainted blood transfusion, several fleash eating bacteria, and a nuclear explosion. Hopefully, if everything goes according to plan he doesn't become a 500 foot tall radioactive mutant wizard.

 

[milo]

He would also have a gaze attack that transfers aids and a touch that carries flesh eating bacteria.

 

[Klaus]

Nuke him from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.







I think it somehow involves a Keeper's Fang weapon (from Eberron, it steals the soul of the creature it kills, so the creature can't be restored to life).

Other than that? An epic Psion in a "Psionics are Different" campaign.

 

[airwalkrr]

What makes a wizard turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutrality?

heh. futurama is teh awesome!!!!1

 

[FreeXenon]

Something else to consider in your nefarious plans is, if I remember correctly, his magefire or silverfire or spellfire, however they name it, by virtue of being one of Mystra's chosen may work in an AMF. I am not sure and this will need to be confirmed/denied.

 

[Deekin]

Lure him to the base of the Spire, or into Sigil. Kill him there and trap the soul.

 

[Tarek]

Spellchee... I mean, Spellfire does work in a dead magic/anti-magic zone. In fact, one of its uses is to "clean up" dead magic zones by pi... spraying it with Spellfire.

 

[howandwhy99]

If you've read about the Seven Sisters, then you already know his weakness. Shapechange into something similar.

Though this may lead you into greater danger than a straight fight....


(Pun intended)

 

[Erik Mona]

What makes a wizard turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or was he just born with a heart full of neutrality?

Enlightened self-interest.