How to clean a toilet

[reveal]

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

[Ambrus]

ROTFLMAO.

It's funny because it'd work.

 

[RustyHalo]

In light of the "cat-whacking" thread that appeared here last week, I must say that I find this newest thread hilarious. I laugh! Indeed, I do! Tee hee! Tee hee hee!

Here's to wondering whether Blacksilver will add a comment about bad karma...

 

[Darth K'Trava]

That was funny even though I wouldn't advocate forcing a cat to do that....

 

[Harmon]

Here's to wondering whether Blacksilver will add a comment about bad karma...

More then likely thinking she won't, she seems only to react to people that are serious about things (whacking a cat, raping someone, or something like that). This is a joke that has been around for decades.

Speaking of Silver, is she about?

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I laughed so hard I got a headache.

Now, where did I put the Advil^TM?

 

[Dog Moon]

Ah man. Poor cat. If I did that to one of my cats, it'd probably never come near me again. Although that could be entertaining in and of itself, chasing the cat around the house.

*Where's a cat? Bwahaha*

 

[Ferret]

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
*Snip*

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

*snip*

Just don't use small cats.....

 

[was]

That was good...

 

[BOZ]

aw, MAN! i just cleaned the toilet! i could have used this advice a little earlier.