How to ruin a classic movie

[Ryujin]

Christopher Walken as Gandalf in the Fellowship of the Rings directed by Quentin Tarantino. Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino. Ving Rhames as Sauron. Samuel L. Jackson as Samwise Gangee. John Travolta as Frodo. Harvey Keitel as Boromir. Bruce Willis as Aragorn. Eric Stoltz as Legolas. Danny Trejo shows up as the lead Orc.

I might actually watch that, as long as Narsil wasn't a broken priceless guitar.