How to tell a friend's girlfriend to get a job or something?

[The_Universe]

so it never came up.

HA! HA! Double entendre!

 

[reveal]

I always get "the look" from my wife when I use that sentence with regard to Lindsay Lohan and such.

There's a fine line between 20 year old kid and dirty old man.

 

[reveal]

HA! HA! Double entendre!

I don't get it.

 

[Rel]

I don't get it.

HA HA! MORE double entendre!

There's a fine line between 20 year old kid and dirty old man.

Well, I figure it this way: If my wife says, "You're old enough to be her father!" then I can justifiably respond, "Only if someone had sex with me when I was a minor." So, on that basis I think I can stay free of "dirty old manhood" for another couple years.

In practice what happens when I say that is my wife says, "I had sex with you when you were a minor." Then I point at her and yell "Child Molestor!" and run out of the room. Then she rolls her eyes at me and thus our marriage rolls happily along.

 

[reveal]

Well, I figure it this way: If my wife says, "You're old enough to be her father!" then I can justifiably respond, "Only if someone had sex with me when I was a minor." So, on that basis I think I can stay free of "dirty old manhood" for another couple years.

In practice what happens when I say that is my wife says, "I had sex with you when you were a minor." Then I point at her and yell "Child Molestor!" and run out of the room. Then she rolls her eyes at me and thus our marriage rolls happily along.

I actually prefer the term dirty old man. I even have it on all my business cards.

 

[diaglo]

I actually prefer the term dirty old man. I even have it on all my business cards.

Ha Ha Double Entendre


diaglo " wiping "it" off blue dresses for years" Ooi of Legacy.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

"Hey, 18's 18."

I used to manage a video store. In that store's kids' section, we had several Olsen Twins movies. For the sake of Eric's Grandma, I won't tell you what one of the staff caught another member of the staff doing in the restroom with several of the cover boxes lined up along the wall.

ew.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

 

[reveal]

I used to manage a video store. In that store's kids' section, we had several Olsen Twins movies. For the sake of Eric's Grandma, I won't tell you what one of the staff caught another member of the staff doing in the restroom with several of the cover boxes lined up along the wall.

ew.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

I don't get it.

 

[Rel]

Bah! The Olsen twins are too skinny for my tastes anyway.

I might consider Jessica Simpson and her sister as long as the older one didn't talk and the younger one didn't sing. Or talk.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

I don't get it.

Umm...seriously?