Humerous epitaphs.

Ashwyn · Jul 27, 2004

"Don't laugh, you're next."

MerricB · Jul 27, 2004

Wrong Way. Go Back!

Creamsteak · Jul 27, 2004

First one to come to my mind is "Insert PC from another campaign here."

That's what I thought of first, as I recall Final Fantasy 1 had "Sir Edrick" dead and buried. Sir Edrick is from Dragon Warrior 1. Similar lines of thought.

Mercule · Jul 27, 2004

MerricB said:
Wrong Way. Go Back!

How about a street sign that reads: "Dead End".

sellars · Jul 27, 2004

Gone shopping

Henry · Jul 27, 2004

My personal favorite:
"Here lies Lester Moore,
Four Slugs from a .44.
No Les,
No More"

And I personally came up with one for a halfling (who drank a very strong liquor called "Tup" and passed out) in our homebrew campaign this past weekend:

"Poor Garret,
Drank some Tup,
Went under the table,
and never came up."

Hand of Evil · Jul 27, 2004

Empty

Death caught me

Worms go in, worms go out...

And one from Hopkins SC - Always looked for heaven, guess I still am

Felix · Jul 27, 2004

Dirigible said:
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

W.C. Field's suggested epitaph for himself. Good one.

Here lies Mike O'Day
Who died defending his right-of-way.
His course was clear, his will was strong,
But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

The all-time best epitaph was from a great movie. See if you can name it:
"Died tragically saving his family from a sinking destroyed battleship."