Humerous epitaphs.

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

"If body not in grave, please get chainsaw."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Again?!"

"Its about time, don't you think?"

"You should see the OTHER guy!"

"Leave me alone!!!"

"I can't answer you right now- please leave a message."

"I'm sorry, there's no one here by that name- try next door."

 

[Ashwyn]

"Oh crap, did I leave the stove on?"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Can I have a do-over?"

"Kiss my grass!"

 

[Ferret]

Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead.

 

[capn_frank]

Insert quarter to continue.

Oh no, not again.

A picture of a d20 with a "1" showing, and the word Sh*t.

Pardon me for not standing up.

Note to self: Duck!

It's not wise to upset a Wookie.

I should have memorized "Cure Light Wounds".

At least I'm not in Dubuque.

 

[Mystery Man]

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." - General John B. Sedgwick

Not exactly an epitaph on a tombstone but famous last words none the less. Actually said it twice before he caught one, right in the heart if I remember correctly

 

[Hand of Evil]

Naked!

This is a mistake.

You can take it with you.

When someone says jump, don't do it.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Hey! This isn't Pismo Beach!"

 

[physics_ninja]

The funniest one I have seen isn't exactly an epitaph:

It was from Dragon Magazine in the 1e days.

Here lies Betram the Unlucky

Born 1601

Died 1620, 1621, 1622, 1623 (twice), 1625, 1628 and finally 1629.