[Humor] 101 Things you'd hear in Middle Earth MMORPG

[boothbey]

17) "My other character is a White Wizard."

18) another newbie: "How can I be out of food, I just bought a stack 20 mins ago?"

helpful reply: "Are you a hobbit? They eat six times more than a normal character."

19) "They nerfed wizards. I can't solo the Balrog anymore. How cheap is that?"

 

[Dragongirl]

20 "Group seeking rogue or healer, we have 4 rangers and 3 wizards already."

 

[boothbey]

21) "This dragon raid will never work. Twelve dwarf fighters, one hobbit newb rogue, and the wizard is still AFK, and NO HEALER!"

 

[Dragongirl]

22) Player x "Come on we are raiding Mirkwood"
Player y "Naw you go ahead, I am finally #3 in the referral que, I messed up my Mirror of Galadriel quest and need it reset."

 

[Dragongirl]

23) "STOP KSing the Uruk-hai!!!!!"

 

[boothbey]

24) "Boromir got pissed off when the orcs killed him. He logged out and never came back for his corpse. Last I heard Aragorn looted his gauntlets and left the rest of his gear to rot. That's the last time I party with someone from Guild Gondor."

 

[Dragongirl]

25) "Man, don't to go Lorien, all those trees creates too much lag."

 

[boothbey]

26) "Ents are going to be a playable race in the next expansion."

 

[Hadit]

27. Hobbit: "Hail!"
Galadriel:" Welcome, Hobbit... welcome to the forests of Lothlorien! Do ye seek respite on your quest to destroy the One True Ring in Mordor?"
Hobbit: "What is Mordor?"
...
Hobbit: "Who is Mordor?"
...
Hobbit: "Where is Mordor?"
Galadriel:" Far from here... but this eve, the elves of Lothlorien will give thee succor. Pray tell, do ye carry the One True Ring?"
Hobbit: "Where is the One True Ring?"
...
Hobbit: "Who has the One True Ring?"
...
Hobbit:"I have the One True Ring!"
Galadriel attacks Hobbit.

 

[jonesy]

28) Help me kill Sauron. You can keep all the items. I just want to get to the secret Bilbo level to get fast experience.

29) That %&#@& PK keeps killing everyone at the Shire gates.

30) Hey 4r4g0rn, come help Arragorrn and ÄrÄgÖrn kill the Nazgul!

31) That's a duped Shadowfax! Damn cheater...

32) Is a Narsil really worth 35 Silmarils?