[Humor] 101 Things you'd hear in Middle Earth MMORPG

[The Vorpal Tribble]

65:
OOC Hey man, you got any of that ent-wash?
OOC sure, here in my canteen, why?
OOC want to impress the chicks when we get back to Hobbiton.

66. Lembas?! Gah, can't Galadriel give us something good? Like pizza? Or, no, wait! Cookies! That'd be so cool. Because its, like, y'know, baked by elves?

67. Haha! We rule and orcs drool!

68. Hey Cavetroll... make a wish. *twoing!*

69. Y0, duDe! wHER3S T3H TOm 80MbAd1LL 4RE4? Whaddya mean its still being coded? What a load of...

 

[RangerWickett]

70. "Man, what's with the magic here? I'm 10th level and I can't even cast Magic Missile!"

71. Smeagol says: "OOC, Hey guys, if I did anything weird just now, it's my brother's fault. I went afk and he started messing around with me."

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

The Threadcromancer strikes again ...

 

[Darkness]

Originally posted by Larry Fitz
61) Aragorn says, "How did Boromir die? The book says those orcs shoud have all conned 'easy' to him?"

Gimli says, "Lag"

This one really had me LOL IRL.

 

[Breakdaddy]

The sheer number of posts by Dragongirl makes me fear for her social life

 

[Angcuru]

The sheer number of posts by Dragongirl makes me fear for her social life

Hey man, that was three months ago.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

72)
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a tree"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a tree"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a tree"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a tree"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a tree"

73)
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a towr"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a towr"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a towr"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a towr"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a towr"

74)
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a mountain"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a mountain"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a mountain"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a mountain"
Gandalf shouts "can sum1 port me i got stuck on a mountain"

 

[Voobaha]

75) From Boromir_PKevildeth77: So I hosted a "newbies_Only" game and this hobbit joins up and we start exploring the flayer jungle. I like, totally kill him and take his One Ring. Then I res him and kill him again and take his Sting. Then I res him again and dupe some "godly plate of whale" next to him but before he can put it on, I kill him again..."

76) SamW1se Gam-G: "So you're all cordially invited to meet Fr0d0_2002 and me in the Green Griffon Inn in the Shire Zone at 7:00 pm PST for the ceremony. Haldir Blue_Shorts is a licensed minister OOC and Smeagol_Underhill has volunteered to be the best man. B there or B square...may the light of Galadriel shine upon us all! Cya!"

 

[Taloras]

Some of those scare me.....>_<

76. Aragorn2003: how do I use Track?
Boromire198382: You click that little button that says track.
Aragorn2003: It says i dont find any tracks.
Boromire198382: You have to get your skill up
Aragorn2003: WTF? Im supposed to be the almighty Aragorn, best tracker in the north....

 

[Robbert Raets]

77) Gandalf says: "WTF?!?"
Peppy says: "OMG! Faram1rs Gvild is training the Ringwraiths!!"