[Humor] 101 Things you'd hear in Middle Earth MMORPG

[boothbey]

1) "God damn it Balin. Get a new modem or something. Tired of you going LD in Moria. I sear I'm gonna name this room Balin's Tomb"

 

[Dragongirl]

2) "Why cant you be more like Durin? He never dies!"

3) "Buff me with speed dude, I am going to kite these trolls til the sun comes up."

 

[boothbey]

4) "Oh $@%! Someone pulled the Balrog!"

5) "We are heading up to lonely mountain. Smaug is up. Thorin needs an Arkenstone drop"

6) player X: "Does Wormtongue drop anything?"
player Y: "No, he is just a place holder for Saruman."

 

[boothbey]

7) "Who's bright idea was it to put the damn Dark Riders in the Hobbit newbie area?!"

8) "Jeez. You kill one hobbit and all of a sudden you are kos to everybody. At least I got some orc faction out of it"

 

[Dave Blewer]

9) How can we all have the One Ring?

 

[Dragongirl]

10) "Geez, that is the 12th Sting, when is Glamdring going to drop?"

 

[boothbey]

11) From a newbie: "Hey guys, I just found this ring with a cool invisibility affect. Get this... UNLIMITED CHARGES!"

12) "Stop camping Gollum! I need him for Riddle in the Dark quest."

 

[Dragongirl]

13) "OOC, wanting to buy Mithril armor, any size."

 

[Dragongirl]

14) "Have pitty on us newBs, stop killing the guards in Rivendale!"

 

[Dragongirl]

15) "If you are an elf and you forgot to take the bow skill are you like seriously gimped?"

16) "Man if they nerf rangers anymore I am going quit!"