D&D 4E [Humor] For All Your 4e Monster Naming Needs

[rbingham2000]

Troll Chainjowl
Troll Candyickstomper
Troll Koboldbreather
Troll Warbolt
Troll One-evedhammer
Troll Koboldpatter
Troll Manmaistro
Troll Gerbil-stab-stab
Troll Frenchintellectual
Gloomspitz Troll
Troll Brittlethumper
Troll Sleepyshower
Tombtrimmer Troll
Troll Gnollthrower
Troll Goldencatcher
Troll Skullpants
Troll Tasksaw
Troll Spongeseer
Troll Gerbilcatcher
Troll Stoat-priest
Troll Gnomeknife
Galaxy-stab-stab Troll
Troll Strongnickers
Troll Bubblegeek
Troll Heartwing
Dartshadow Troll

Only one I really like is the Warbolt.

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

Bullywug Drowduckie
Iceboard Bullywug
Bullywug Frostbootie
Copperdickens Bullywug
Bullywug Numbfairy
Bullywug Ironbudgie
Bullywug Tombspleen
Bullywug Raisinickstomper
Dirtysplitter Bullywug
Bullywug Itsybityteenyweeny-temp
Bullywug Brownlayer
Drow-iffic Bullywug
Bullywug Papayaboots
Bullywug Direscourge
Bullywug Bloomingthingie
Bullywug Summerlayer
Bullywug PapayaEmo
Bullywug Toadslayer
Bullywug Tombsausage
Bullywug Goonbusiness
Bullywug Snorkeltrombone
Bullywug Frakforged
Bullywug Painlayer
Summerspurned Bullywug
Whitepants Bullywug

Summerspurned, Toadslayer and Painlayer have some potential. There seems to be some association with cold and drow, here...

Bugbear Itsybityteenyweenyfroster
Bugbear Meatslut
Bugbear Proudmaistro
Bugbear Crabbyjumper
Bugbear Whitenickers
Pyrejowl Bugbear
Bugbear Swallowbootie
Bugbear Picklebelcher
Gnolllayer Bugbear
Bugbear Beer-lard
Bugbear Havokyellowpolkadotbikini
Bugbear Goontooth
Bugbear Bonebootie
Bugbear Bootyduckie
Forgestick Bugbear
Spineypatter Bugbear
Bugbear Brassseer
Feudaltoes Bugbear
Stabby-tickler Bugbear
Saladchamp Bugbear
Bugbear Deepparts

Pyrejowl is really the only one that could work. 'Bugbear Meatslut' is the best monster ever, with the Picklebelcher and Gnolllayer being close seconds (Gnolllayer, I take it, referring to ubiquitous goblinoid porno).

 

[I'm A Banana]

'Bugbear Meatslut'

I do believe my girlfriend has a new nickname....

"It's a term of endearment, baby."

 

[Ahrimon]

Orc Badonkadonkbootie

hehe

 

[Jack Colby]

I was hoping someone would make a random 4E name generator for humor purposes, although this one isn't ideal. It would be funnier if the name parts used weren't already "funny" words, and generated names more like the real ones. Some of the names in the MM are truly hilarious, these generator names are mostly just awful.

 

[Grazzt]

I do believe my girlfriend has a new nickname....

"It's a term of endearment, baby."

Lemme know how that turns out for ya KM. I might try that as well.

 

[Ashardalon]

I was hoping someone would make a random 4E name generator for humor purposes, although this one isn't ideal. It would be funnier if the name parts used weren't already "funny" words, and generated names more like the real ones. Some of the names in the MM are truly hilarious, these generator names are mostly just awful.

I guess you might find the Seventh Sanctum monster name generator a bit more to your liking. It's a serious generator, but can still produce odd names (getting a Throat Hedgehog is quite possible, as I've just noticed).

(There's also a humorous monster name generator, which seems to concentrate on 'funny' base monsters and more that may or may not generate funny results)