[Humor?] Iconic--what makes you Iconic?

[MEG Hal]

So as I read all the posts I notice that more and more people are becoming Iconic, I was wondering how did those titles get dispursed and how did you "get approved" to be the Iconic_____. I do not have any issues like I think I should be the Iconic _____ because blah, blah, blah. I just want to know what approval process went on and who do I report an issue with 2 people being the same Iconic _____.

And I have yet to see epic versions of people, is that next?

Epic Kobold, Epic Halfling etc....

Iconically and ironically yours,
Hal the Iconic Hal---ewwww just the sound of that

 

[Bagpuss]

If you need to ask you obviously arn't Iconic.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

The simplest way to become Iconic is to declare yourself one, and see if anyone complains about it. Find your niche and go for it.

MEG Hal, you'd make a good "Iconic Winking Eye Man"

 

[Mialee]

It's a tricky business, but good work if you can get it.

The first and most traditional method is to be completely manufactured to be a corporate mascot or property. You'll be used in promotional material and have your face everywhere. Jeff Easley will paint you with fat thighs that you DO not have because he's just a blind jerk.

The second and easiest way is to make a sig pic and text reading "Iconic (fill in the blank)". No one will question your Iconoscence, Iconoscity, Iconnagetupthisdamnhill or Iconography.

Thirdly, and I don't recommend this one, is to sleep with Sean Reynolds.

 

[Bagpuss]

I am concerned about the poliferation of Iconics, it's about time ENWorld developed an Iconic Non-poliferation Treaty (INT).

As the founder member of INT I will of course maintain my veto power on allowing additional members, I'm willing to extend the veto power to other founder members (that is those mentioned in the D&D Player's Handbook).

 

[DungeonKeeperUK]

Oh Oh Oh can I be accepted into the Iconics Guild...

And I can't wait for Bagpuss to appear in the Monster Manual..

SQ : Sleep (Ex): When Bagpuss falls asleep all his friends fall asleep. Those surrounding Bagpuss must make a Will Save (DC 30) oh slumber till Bagpuss awakes..

 

[MEG Hal]

Oh Oh Oh can I be accepted into the Iconics Guild...

And I can't wait for Bagpuss to appear in the Monster Manual..

SQ : Sleep (Ex): When Bagpuss falls asleep all his friends fall asleep. Those surrounding Bagpuss must make a Will Save (DC 30) oh slumber till Bagpuss awakes..

Iconic Spoon, I almost wet myself.....ok, I did we myself who am I trying to kid

 

[Angelsboi]

well Teflon Billy says im the Iconic Homosexual

Now just for a kick ass signature =)

 

[Nifft]

I'd like to be the Iconic Penguin.

-- Nifft

 

[Timothy]

Well, just ask in the hivemind threads when Horacio or Crothian are around, they can make some.

Or just make your own sig/avatar like I did. Although the the angel-boy .sig!