(humor) Monster Madness!!!

[Simplicity]

Achuul - a vicious, clawed monster with nasal problems.

Datplacer Beast - the one next to Displacer Beast.

Dorc - A vicious, blood-thirsty, RPG-playing race

Personticore - a politically correct beast with a spikey tail

Hobnobgoblin - a short party-goer

Triglodytes - stinky math-loving cave-dwellers

Shopper Dragon - A vicious sale-loving dragon with a price-reducing breath weapon

Sliver Dragon - a vicious wooden dragon whose attacks give you terrible slivers. (actually, that doesn't sound like such a bad monster)

Slaver Dragon - a unhygenic dragon with a slobbery breath weapon

Gelatinous Dude - a guy who just ran into a Slaver Dragon.

 

[CrazyMage]

I think you guys have just written the first half of Portable Hole: Half-Fiend Love Child.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Pymph - the God of Nymphs and Dryads.
Suck-bus - Public Transportation with very bad suspension.
Cloud-Nine Giant - Very happy giant. Often so happy, they are mistaken for Stoned Giants.
Read Dragon - D20 Magazine with greasy fingerprints all over it.
Blues Dragon - Bardic Dragon that plays the sax.
White Wolf Dragon - Awakened Hybrid that's into dark role-playing.
Drag-Lot - Demon/Drow crossbreed that works as storehouse muscle.
Were-Woof, Were-Woolf - Do I really need to elaborate on these?
Tie-Tan - These powerful giant-like beings are easily recognised from the discolorations around their necks....

 

[Arc]

Snack Dragon: While menacing, their bite-size proportions make them the perfect meal on the go.
Bling Dog: Canine magical beast whose blinding jewelry causes opponents to miss their attacks.
Where-__: Creature who occasionally transforms into another form that can't be found.
Mild Elves: Pointy eared race that, well, has pointy ears. That's about it.

 

[Bran Blackbyrd]

Wire-Wolves: Rumor has it they're the pets of barbed devils.
Assassin Line: The result of a curse that causes the victim to constantly spout bad pick-up lines. Each one is a critical miss.
Basilisp: Itth gathe maketh you thpeak funny.
BeRGhest: BeRGhest! BeRGhest! Put its AC to the test!
Rugbear: This beast just lays around in front of the fireplace.
Carrion Cruller: Bears an uncanny resemblance to a discarded pastry.
Astral Diva: She thinks she's all that because she doesn't need a silver thread.
Chaos Breast: Containing this unruly creature demands no less than a Bra of Wonder. See Also: Displacer Breast
Dorkmantle: It attaches itself to a victim and proceeds to make them more and more socially inept.
Balot: This demon wreaks havoc on the election process whenever possible.
Marilinch: This demon is always looking for a financially sound investment.
Sliver Dragon: There isn't much left of it...
Fine Elemental: Hunting it without a license is just the beginning. It clocked your horse galloping well above the posted speed limit.
Hind Flayer: It has tentacles and its psionic abilities let it know that you've been a bad, bad boy!
Gray Booze: Remember that water weird? Trust me, you don't want to drink this either.
PlaneTorched: This creature commits acts of arson on a dimensional scale.
Rakshasta: This demon slakes its thirst with lots and lots of soda.
RemYorhaz: It does just what you think a monster with that name does.
Doper: All this monster wants to do is smoke a bowl...Made out of your skull!
Lust Monster: Not much fighting happens around this monster, for some reason.

FYI: I'm shooting for phonetics, not spelling.

 

[Aeolius]

Where-__: Creature who occasionally transforms into another form that can't be found. [/B]

to this we add the:

Underwere - dread lycanthropes of the underdark

Whowhatwere - eternally confused shapechangers