[Humor] What do you do with unruly players?

[Dalenthas]

Not sure how funny this is to everyone else...

 

[Orco42]

I either hit them, take xp or kill the character.

I have yet to stab a player, but I have wanted to.

And I have had a player stab me.... I think it was an accident.

 

[madriel]

Four people said they'd kill their players? Damn, talk about hardcore DMs! We have four murderers on the ENboards

 

[Crothian]

I'll throw things and yell. I'll also belittle them in front of everyone and possible threaten them with more violence.

I can understand the need to take them out of the gene pool, though.

 

[Lothaire]

I kill an unruly player.

And that probably explains why I don't have a gaming group.........

anymore.

 

[DM with a vengence]

First we hit him for being a moron (and that's painful)
then we dock XP
then we stop giving food unless he does little dances, and finally we take all his money and kick him out the group with a foot to the crotch.

Remember, while losing a player is traumatic experience, it doesn't have to be a financially disadvantegous one.

 

[CRGreathouse]

"Killing the character" is still beating out "kiling the player" - 6 to 5.

 

[adndgamer]

"Killing the character" is still beating out "kiling the player" - 6 to 5.

But aren't they one in the same? I mean, if your character dies, you die, right? That's what my DM told me when I asked him why I had to give the blood sacrifice that linked me to my character... Doesn't everybody do that?

 

[Scarab]

KICK HIM IN THE JUNK AND TAKE HIS WALLET!

 

[Carnifex]

Beat him (or her) silly with a big stick.