I am a goth poseur, kill me now

[The_Gneech]

I actually had the psychic incarnation of darkness attack the party. They had to attack the darkness too. One PC, even though he could have cast searing light, instead chose to cast "Magic Missile." I ruled it did triple damage, just for that one round.

I suppose you let him cast Mordenkainen's faithful watchdog without the material components, too!

-TG

 

[Pants]

Afraid not - but we formerly had a character named Mariah, if that's any consolation?!?

Good enough

 

[ConnorSB]

Was anyone carrying an ogre slaying knife? its got a plus nine against ogres!

 

[Cerubus Dark]

Wheres the mountain dew?

 

[Dogbrain]

Honged, quite Honged.

 

[Von Ether]

And if there are any girls in the bar, I do them.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

I'd make fun of your game, but everyone else has clearly taken all the good lines.

 

[Wormwood]

The Dead Alewives: the Rosetta Stone of RPGs.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Ah, yes, but none of them were *goths*!

I'd have to call you the "storyteller" for that session and perhaps the entire campaign just out of spite.

 

[Pyrex]

Not all the good lines come from the Dead Alewives sketch...

"I steal his pants".