I am drunk with power!!!

[KaosDevice]

I am thinking of making a list of my favorite evil overlord sayings. The thread title is probably at the top of the list. Other personal favorites:

Thow him to the floor!

I expect you to die,(name of hero).

Sieze them!

...
Anyone else have any faves?

 

[iwatt]

I think I had an evilgasm

 

[demiurge1138]

Meddling fools, I will destroy you!

I hate hate hate hate hate you!

Wipe them out. All of them.

No, no, no... you will die!

So be it.

You're next!

Demiurge out. (No, that one's not a villain phrase. Yet)

 

[The_Gneech]

"Find him and kill him." (Preferably on a rubber stamp.)

-The Gneech

 

[Henry]

Your End is Near, Heroes!
Make peace with your gods, Vermin!
I aim to kill you with it!
I'll cut your heart out with a SPOON!


...and lest we forget...


MUAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

 

[Scribble]

I call my new operating system... Windows...

 

[Ambrus]

Enough! Now you DIE!!! (said in response to whatever the hero might have said)

 

[The Shaman]

Run, and you'll only die tired.

 

[blargney the second]

I'm simply swamped.

Edit - One that came up in a game recently:
Lizardbarb: Who are you?
PCs: We're
Lizardbarb: (cutting them off) Just DIE!

 

[Psion]

You die, the girl dies... everybody dies!

Death wears many faces; yours wears mine (better for nemesis types that mastermind types...)