I am drunk with power!!!

[Agent Oracle]

And now, some Lo-Pan quotes:

There are many mysteries, many unanswerable questions, even in a life as short as yours.

You are not brought upon this world to "get it!"

"Now this really pisses me off to no end."

Of course, there are also great evil overlord pronouncements:

"Fools! i'll destroy them all"

"Minions! Attack!"

"Impudent Scum!"

"Foolish Mortal"

 

[Hypersmurf]

From the greatest movie EVAH...

"Show us this loyalty. Throw yourself onto your sword."

-Hyp.

 

[Hairfoot]

"Once again we see that there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away."

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified, in this case, by an 'orrible ****: me."

 

[Staffan]

What source is that, anyway?

Street Fighter. The movie with Jean-Claude van Damme, Kylie Minogue, and Raul Julia.

 

[Brakkart]

"Kill him slowly so that he can feel himself dying."

Attributed to the Roman Emperor Gaius, better known as Caligula.

 

[Andor]

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women. (Wait, wasn't he the hero?)

I hearby declare war on goodness and decency!

I want my two dollars!

 

[Man in the Funny Hat]

"Would you say I had a PLETHORA of piñatas?"

"It's a sweater!"

 

[Hairfoot]

I hearby declare war on goodness and decency!

I want my two dollars!

Ooh, ooh! Since, by this point, we're up to obscure quoteage, am I right to guess "The Incredibles" followed by "Better Off Dead"?

 

[Andor]

Ooh, ooh! Since, by this point, we're up to obscure quoteage, am I right to guess "The Incredibles" followed by "Better Off Dead"?

Correct!

But how did we miss this greatest of all TV evil guys?

"Thank you. When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless."

"Eviserate the proletariat!"

"Are you happy now? You've made me so upset I soiled myself."

 

[Shoel Sweeny]

Please, we could do hecka better then that. We got anything truly vicsious?

"Oberint, dum, Metuant

~Let them hate, so long as they fear"

-Accius