I am Threadkiller

[Mortaneus]

Sheesh, I go on vacation for two weeks, and look what happens to this thread! Page 9!

You people are slack!




Hmm....that brings up an interesting point.

At what point can a thread be truly declared 'dead'? Considering that practically any thread can be posted to, no matter how old and ragged, doesn't that mean that they never truly die?

 

[The Sigil]

There are really only a couple of ways to put a bullet in the head of this thread... here goes...

I now threaten to do at least one of the following if the mods do not close this thread:

1.) /me uses every expletive known to man plus a few new ones in order to shock Eric's grandmother and get the thread locked.

2.) Then /me issues flaming scathing attacks on Tracy Hickman, the Book of Vile Darkness, Anthony "I used to be a bean-counter" Valterra, the brokenness of 3e, Hong Ooi, Liquide (just to see if he'll show up) and bring up every single controversial topic where the flames rose so high they were banned from the boards.

Unfortunately, this means that the mod will probably be the last one to post before locking the thread.

So I give the mods permission to lock this thread now, since I've explained why it will be locked if my demands are not met.

BUWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Sigil

 

[Mortaneus]

Then I guess I'll have to keep posting so I'm the last non-mod poster on the thread.

Then I'll be able to claim the true title of THREADKILLER!!!!

Mwahahahaaa.....

 

[alsih2o]

nah

 

[Heathen72]

Cmon, Morrus!

I'm just waiting for Morrus to say "I don't care who started this thread - I am gonna finish it."
Hence I propose this as the solution to the thread:
The one who wins the title "threadkiller" - the one who shall have it appended to their username - shall be the one who has the penultimate thread - i.e; the last one on the list before the administrator's "I'm shutting this thread down" post.

So
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any time now guys...
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Quickly, before someone jumps in...
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It doesn't have to be Morrus. It could be any of the moderators!!
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Even Henry
You are all munchkins!! Munchkin Munchkin Munchkin. Except for those of you who are hams.... Ham Ham Ham....
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Okay Guys, we are running out of time... Someone else is about to post here. It is your last chance....
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Other people are reading this post even as I write
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I can't hold out for too long. Think of it. My very first post on the thead would be the threadkiller!!
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I can see that I'm going to have to report this thread...

 

[Darkness]

I won't lock this thread just yet.

Still, maybe I'll split off all the "the last post shall be mine! mwahahahahah!"-style posts into a new thread and close that thread...

 

[Crothian]

5 pages, not too bad. Of course not the Sacred Thread, but then again what is.


So, Darkness, when will it be Archived?

 

[WanderingMonster]

Why the heck is this in Meta???

Sheesh, I go on vacation for two weeks, and look what happens to this thread! Page 9!

You people are slack!




Hmm....that brings up an interesting point.

At what point can a thread be truly declared 'dead'? Considering that practically any thread can be posted to, no matter how old and ragged, doesn't that mean that they never truly die?

You. Bastard.

I would've gotten away with it too, if weren't for you meddling kids!

 

[Darkness]

BTW... Do you want to win, Wandering Monster?

 

[Darkness]

5 pages, not too bad. Of course not the Sacred Thread, but then again what is.


So, Darkness, when will it be Archived?

I fear wrecking it...