I am Threadkiller

[Jeph]

It won't break. It will never break. In fact, it will grow, and GROW, and GROW!!!

IT SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Horacio]

It won't break. It will never break. In fact, it will grow, and GROW, and GROW!!!

IT SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, dear, you forgot your pills... again...

 

[Ravellion]

Arwink starts jumping up and down on the thread.

Break, damn you. Break!

I'll jump with you!... But emmm... what happens if we are both jumping on the thread, and then it breaks... won't we fall into an internet vacuum or something?

Rav

 

[Crothian]

I'll jump with you!... But emmm... what happens if we are both jumping on the thread, and then it breaks... won't we fall into an internet vacuum or something?

Rav

I'm with you. You two jump first, I'll follow. Honest.

 

[Ravellion]

I'm with you. You two jump first, I'll follow. Honest.

Arwink, on three or after three?

Rav

 

[Crothian]

Arwink, on three or after three?

Rav

How about I push on two?

 

[Ravellion]

...One....two! (jumps back!)

Rav

 

[Jeph]

Oh, dear, you forgot your pills... again...

Aaaah, but which ones?

 

[Crothian]

Aaaah, but which ones?

Just grab a handful, that's what I do

 

[arwink]

...One....two! (jumps back!)

Rav

Arwink wanders back to the thread. Looks at Rav's cooercion, looks at his display of jumping, looks at the thread still standing proud, then raises an eyebrow.

Hmm. That may have actually worked. If there had been cooperation from a second party.

Damn thread, it's never going to die.