I am Threadkiller

[Jeph]

Lock it.

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Then, archive it. That way, it shall NEVER die! [que evil laugh]

 

[Crothian]

Well, what's the escape artist check on a thread escaping from the lock? And what's the DC to pick the lock? These are important to know.

 

[Mortaneus]

Well, what's the escape artist check on a thread escaping from the lock? And what's the DC to pick the lock? These are important to know.

Let's see, if the thread's level is equal to the number of posts in it, and it certainly seems fairly roguish....

Then it can probably pop any lock with a free action, just by looking at it wrong!

 

[Sir Trent]

I am here this morning to comment on the Geo-politacal ramifications of the Supreme Courts decision to ban the intentional ingestion of Koala-based insecticides... oops, sorry. Wrong thread.

 

[Horacio]

I vote stop and I place my 10,000 + electorial votes behind it. Postcount equal electorial votes, right?

Then I oppose my 4000+ votes to yours, only to be the main oppositionparty in the EN World congress...

 

[arwink]

Arwink massages the thread

Yes, my pretty, yes. Don't listen when they say they'll lock you down. Don't listen when they call for you death. Sleep. Sleep in the depths beneath the boards. One day, when you're needed, we'll summon you from your sleep to destroy the world.

 

[Horacio]

Arwink massages the thread

Yes, my pretty, yes. Don't listen when they say they'll lock you down. Don't listen when they call for you death. Sleep. Sleep in the depths beneath the boards. One day, when you're needed, we'll summon you from your sleep to destroy the world.

The little thread makes disturbing noises of pleasure as Arwink's expert fingers touches it gently.

awwwwwww
ewwwwwww
hmmmmmmm

 

[arwink]

May well be time to rename the thread mugwump.

 

[Horacio]

May well be time to rename the thread mugwump.

Ignorant Spanish Jester again...

What's a mugwump?

 

[arwink]

Ignorant Spanish Jester again...

What's a mugwump?

Hmm. That'd take some explaining, and could border on a lot of things Eric's Grandma wouldn't like to hear.

Try tracking down a copy of Naked Lunch, that should explain it.