I am Threadkiller

[Darkness]

I like the conspiracy angle. Take the burden off of me and puts it in the hands of a nameless force bent on usurping threads and deleting meritous comments.

It's called darkness

You bet it is!

I know!
I'll post on every single thread on every forum!

Some of them will die, and I'll then be the record holder!

(for as long as it takes the mods to track me down and burn me at the stake... )

Don't forget that you can only post once every 60 seconds - so, considering that EN World currently has 23,153 threads (not to mention all the new threads that will be started while you're still busy with the current ones ), this would take you 16 days, 1 hour, and 53 minutes of non-stop posting.

 

[Khorod]

For the sake of irony, this thread should be acceptably maintained until it is the longest in the forum.

This was definitely a good thread to break the curse with. An identify spell followed by the aid of the thread moderators. Who, as priests of the divine (who will not be IDed), can cast remove curse by taking part and bringing others in their wake.

...I am developing an odd sense of humor tonight. I should have it fixed or something...

 

[alsih2o]

this would take you 16 days, 1 hour, and 53 minutes of non-stop posting.

somebody call guiness!!!

 

[Darkness]

somebody call guiness!!!

Good idea - I'm thirsty!

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

...and calling Guiness allows you to mock the Irish, thus prolonging the thread for a little bit longer...

...I mock you! Irish people and your silly Irish K-niggits!...

Have I made a mistake?

 

[Buttercup]

somebody call guiness!!!

What should we call it? Other than darn tasty, I mean?

 

[WanderingMonster]

What should we call it? Other than darn tasty, I mean?

Dark and brewding?

 

[Mortaneus]

Where? Have you been divining life's mysteries from the corn in your poop?*

Scatomancy?

That's pretty vile.

 

[alsih2o]

anyway, back to beer....

 

[Mortaneus]

anyway, back to beer....

Has anyone seen that 80 proof beer that sam adams was making?