I am Threadkiller

[The Sigil]

Casts "Raise Thread" spell

You cannot keep it dead for long...

--The Sigil

 

[Piratecat]

Threadkiller? HAH! It's the one thread that HASN'T gotten closed today!

 

[Mortaneus]

Arrrr.....Talk Like a Pirate Day be fast approachin'.

Batten down the hatches and hoist the mainsel!

 

[alsih2o]

alive! ALIVE! ALIVE! ALIVE!

 

[Malakye]

As you can see by my huge post count (I saw you looking), I don't post often. When I do post, it is usually ignored or the thread dies. I'm not sure why. Maybe it is because I ramble on forever and ever with my thoughts flowing out of my head like a leaky faucet using bad grammar and speling. Maybe it is because I have such awesome posts that nobody can even think of trying to respond, fearing their post will pale in comparison to mine(that's a good one). Maybe it is because I am not particularly attractive. Maybe it is because I only get to play DnD once a month if I'm lucky and that is somehow sensed by others who fear they will contract some sort of "I never get to play DnD" disease. Maybe it's because I'm from Fargo and people are afraid that if they make me mad I'll throw them in a wood chipper. Or maybe it's because I never use more than one paragraph.

 

[Chun-tzu]

As you can see by my huge post count (I saw you looking), I don't post often. When I do post, it is usually ignored or the thread dies. I'm not sure why. Maybe it is because I ramble on forever and ever with my thoughts flowing out of my head like a leaky faucet using bad grammar and speling. Maybe it is because I have such awesome posts that nobody can even think of trying to respond, fearing their post will pale in comparison to mine(that's a good one). Maybe it is because I am not particularly attractive. Maybe it is because I only get to play DnD once a month if I'm lucky and that is somehow sensed by others who fear they will contract some sort of "I never get to play DnD" disease. Maybe it's because I'm from Fargo and people are afraid that if they make me mad I'll throw them in a wood chipper. Or maybe it's because I never use more than one paragraph.

No, it's your breath. Sorry to be so blunt, but better that you know.

 

[Sulimo]

Scatomancy?

That's pretty vile.

Hmm...I'm wondering if Monte included any rules for scatomancy in the BVD?

 

[WanderingMonster]

You think THAT"S Vile...

Dude, Monte's so Vile he wrote in a tribe of chaotic evil gnomes that are exclusive scatophages.

Blecch!

 

[alsih2o]

i heard it was gourmet scatomancy!

 

[Renaissance Man]

Where? Have you been divining life's mysteries from the corn in your poop?*

Ah, corn. The gift that keeps giving.