I am:

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

I am a poll that borders upon being off-topic, such that I might be closed soon

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

 

[Barendd Nobeard]

I am....

....strong!

I am invincible!

I am woman!


Uh, maybe not.

 

[Piratecat]

I am a pointless poll that just got closed.

Off topic polls with a purpose belong in OT, but goofy ones go on to that big ole' electronic dump in the sky. Klunk.