i cannot sleep!!! (ot)

[Mark]

Hush little Clayman, don't you cry,
Markie's gonna write you a lullaby,

And if that lallaby don't work,
Read some threads by a posting jerk,

And if that posting jerk irks you,
Post to the thread til your face turns blue,

And if that turning blue hurts things,
Scream at the dog til your ears do ring,

And if that dog tries to bite your ass,
Set him alight with a can of gas,

And if you find your house burns down,
You'll still be the sweetest little Clay in town...

 

[Mandeville]

Sleep would be nice right about now. I tried watching a movie but it didn't do the trick. And work starts in about 6 hours...

Try reading all the Matrix Reloaded threads in the TV/Movies forum. That should knock you cold out.

Sleep is for the weak!

(I want to be weak)

 

[Heretic Apostate]

Talk to PC.

No, not because he'll put you to sleep. At least, not directly.

But because (IIRC) his job is a sleep advisor. Basically, he helps businesses get their employees enough sleep.

Again, IIRC.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

@ Heretic Apostate:

How much to rent your title?

I heard that you shoudn't stay in bed when you can't sleep (and experienced it myself: if I stay up all night not trying to sleep, I'm in a better condition than when I try to fall asleep). Instead, get up and read something really boring.

 

[Mark Chance]

Elixir of Sleep:

3/4 cup boiling water
1/4 cup 151 proof rum
1 tablespoon brown sugar

Stir. Drink. Lay down and close eyes.

 

[Zhure]

I've used much the same recipe, but I find the boiling water and brown sugar dilute the experience.

Greg

 

[Mark]

Elixir of Sleep:

3/4 cup boiling water
1/4 cup 151 proof rum
1 tablespoon brown sugar

Stir. Drink. Lay down and close eyes.

That might be the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard anyone on these boards suggest that someone do...















...to rum...

 

[Heretic Apostate]

@ Heretic Apostate:

How much to rent your title?

$2,000 per week, with half going to EN World.

No takers yet. If I'm not going to get any takers, I might as well set an unreasonable price to salve my pride.

 

[Zhure]

American or Canadian?

 

[Welverin]

Talk to PC.

No, not because he'll put you to sleep. At least, not directly.

But because (IIRC) his job is a sleep advisor. Basically, he helps businesses get their employees enough sleep.

Ah, but it's probably PC using his sleep powers for evil that is keeping Clay from falling asleep in the first place.

American or Canadian?

Austrian.