I changed the Hivemind title to make Kemrain happy.

[DungeonmasterCal]

I didn't recite it from memory. I copy/pasted it from site cuz it was faster. I did notice the discrepancy, though!

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Scene from Rush Hour 2:

LEE
No. You are a civilian. In China, I am Michael Jackson, and you are Toto.

CARTER
You mean Tito. We had Toto for dinner last night.

 

[Kemrain]

I didn't recite it from memory. I copy/pasted it from site cuz it was faster. I did notice the discrepancy, though!

Alright... I might maybe forgive you a little this time...

Maybe!

- Kemrain the Forgiving.

 

[Kemrain]

I thought it was little bunny fufu? Or maybe it was tutu? Or was it toto? Ack!

It's foofoo.

- Kemrain the -foo-.

 

[DungeonmasterCal]

Alright... I might maybe forgive you a little this time...

Maybe!

- Kemrain the Forgiving.

Thank you, Merciful Kemrain!

 

[reveal]

It's foofoo.

- Kemrain the -foo-.

It's fru-fru (I forgot the -). Google "little bunny fru-fru." It's an old scout camp song.

Little Bunny Fru-Fru (back to top)
Little bunny Fru-fru, hopping though the forest,
Scoopin’ up the field mice and bopping them on the head.
Along came the good fairy, and said:
“Little bunny Fru-fru, I don’t like your attitude,
Scoopin’ up the field mice and bopping them on the head.
I’ll give you three chances to change your ways, and if you don’t, I’ll turn you into a goon.”
So the next day . . . [Repeat-two more chances . . ]
So the next day . . . [Repeat-one more chance . . ]
So the next day . . . [Repeat]
“I gave you three chances to change your ways and you didn’t, so now I’m turning you into goon. Pooff! You’re a goon.
And the moral of this story is . . . ‘Hare today and goon tomorrow.’

 

[Kemrain]

What's a goon?

- Kemrain the Merciful but Confused.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

‘Hare today and goon tomorrow.’

Cripe!

 

[reveal]

What's a goon?

- Kemrain the Merciful but Confused.

It's either a) a hired thug or b) an oafish or stupid person. In this case, it's b.

 

[reveal]

Cripe!

Man #1: What's the matter?

Man #2: I hit this poor rabbit and killed it.

Man #1: Hey, that's no problem. I have just what you need right here - my wife left it in the car. Try it.

Hands spray can to other man. Man #2 shakes it and sprays a little on the rabbit. Rabbit twitches, gets up, and hops away. As he is hopping, he turns and waves at each hop.)

Man #2: Wow, that's great! What is this stuff?

Man #1 (reading can): Hair Restorer - restores dead, lifeless hair and gives it a permanent wave.

*rimshot*