I changed the Hivemind title to make Kemrain happy.

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Frukathka said:
I always thought it was 'karma chameleon'
No its comma chameleon. They pretend to be other punctuation. Sometimes its question mark or qoutes but they're a period a certain number of days a month. Then you don't want to be near them. :lol:
 

"Rich chocolate, smooth caramel, creamy nuget, cat hair."

"What are you doing with that toilet brush?! I can't take you anywhere!"

"The sampler's not on, ngwaaglaagla..."

"Oh, your wife, Mr. Peterson, there was a horrible mixup with a cement truck and some lumber going to Japan. I'm sure she's having a great time..."

"Now that we're all deaf...."

"She's got a fish hook nose, my woman..."

"Aagh! Thumb tacks! Aaaugh!! Lemon juice! It burns with the power of lemons!! How could this be any worse!?

"Don't get backed into a corner! Don't get jacked up!"

"I feel just like a; oh god we're repeating ourselves already."
"The only way we can maintain any credibility is to cash in on what we've done before."
"Maintain any credibility?!"

"Oh, god, it hurts so bad I'm beginning to hallucinate. Oh, look, it's my third grade music teacher."

"Its all on tape!"

"What's that Willy? You say there's a black hole in my pants? I thought it was in my brain!"

"So if you like this one, the 10 o'clock show is the same as the 3 o'clock. Uh, where are the funny things I was saying about bananas?"

"You are halfway through the, album.. It, what rhymes with album?"

"Yukelele solo!"

"Insert Chrono Trigger character."

"Doris! I've forgotten how to do my own :):):):)ing voice!"

"Practically nothing in common with the old style product."

"OOOoooooOOoooOOooOooo.."

"What do you mean my new [how job?] album is just like the last one? These boops and bips are slightly different."

"We were never Space Rock, folks. You just thought we were Space Rock because [Lexor?] playedthe guitar so damn.. well.."

"He can hit pretty hard for a one-armed guitar player, I tell ya!"

"OooOooh, I'm on PCP.. Don't try this at home, kids!"

"Sittin' at home with my 2600, playin' the games that make me, happy."

"This is insane!"

"Oh crap, something's not grounded!"

"[Inaudible]"

"Now, I draw the line, at bad R&B.."
"I think we need to go for the extreme programming version of this."

"I ran out of swap space again."
"That's ok, the server crashed anyway."
"Yeah, it's down."
"We're trying to stretch this wave, and it's taking two hours."
"Is everything distorted, or is that just, in my head?"
"Actually, the speaker is just vibrating against the wall again."
"Are you real? Can I touch you?"
"I can't tell, the PCP has to wear off.. OOW!"
"My eyeballs are bleeding.."
"Here.."
"..Please make it stop! Please!!"
"I'm seeing rats.."
"Get 'em oorrghh.."
"Is that my eye?"
"Now I'm seeing rats."
"Wow, this starfield effect is awsome.. Oh, :):):):), wrong project."
"...Satan's infinite loop!"
"It's 6am.. I think it's been 6am for a couple of hours, now."

"I can hear the weaver of the universe."
"The first notes of the big bang still echo around this room. I can feel them through every molecule of my body."

"Oh, no, it rebooted! That must have happened when the power went out. Who turned on the bathroom light?"

"Every chord is G!"

"You are three quarters of the way through the album! Go go go!"
"Congratulations!"

"Monkey!"

"Translation: Have a popsicle, kid, they're free!"

"I don't have to do anything to this, this is :):):):)ed up as it is!"

"Translation: Do you want to see my pants?!"

"Where can a guy get some pants around here?"

"I am Yuuki!"

"It's quittin' time, Doris, I need that file!"

"Keep on the lookout, Monkey!"

"Oh, hello. We're going to talk about playing today."
"Playing with eachother, Geoffrey?"
"Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"
"Geoffrey, yesterday we played with our balls, didn't we? Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"
"Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well! Have you seen Bungle's twanger?"
"Oh-ho, I have, eheh, I showed him how to pluck with it, yeah."
"Yes! It's my plusking instrument! Can you pluck like Bungle?"
"I can! I'm the best plucker here!"
"Let's get back to Bungle's twanger!"

"And remember, you can bounce your balls at the same time if you like. Or, if you haven't got any balls, you can ask a friend if you can play with his!"

"Banging can be fun!"
"Yes! And I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."
"Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

"Isn't the chicken lucky?"

"Monkey monkey monkey
monkey monkey..."

"It became boiling, and sticky.."

"It's not unusual to be.."

"Well it happens for me."
"It's a paralell universe where you came; this happens."

"Monkey, draw your gun!"
"Keep on the lookout, Monkey."

"We've got four laptops in this room, all of which are going to be in use, plus two computers, plus a curtain rod. Something aught to come of this."

"It's spelled N O O..."

"Do you want to play a game?"

"This doesn't look like wonderland, I need the door!"

"Haiku."
"Blowing swiftly through trees,
Braindead Monkeys damage decends to destroy all
weeping swords like great tempest."

"Anyone can suck,
But we make it an artform,
Please to kills us now."

"One armed guitarist,
Rocks and rolls all the pretty girls
Boy becomes a man."

"Braindead Monkeys rock,
In some paralell timeline
But not in this one."

"We'll fix it in post,
Great tradition save many lives,
But today not yours!"

"Shutting down.. Last chance.."

- Kemrain the "No One Will Get It." "I Know!"
 

Please tell me I didn't just post that.. Crap..

This last post brought to you by peer pressure. I did NOT write that!

And they suck at Haiku!

- Kemrain the in Hiding Now.
 

Did your fingers get tired after all that?

That may be the longest post I've seen in the hive.
 

Kemrain said:
Please tell me I didn't just post that.. Crap..

This last post brought to you by peer pressure. I did NOT write that!

And they suck at Haiku!

- Kemrain the in Hiding Now.
That was.... long
 



JDivvey said:
You all know haiku
Is a Japanese poem--
Do you know senryu?
Given my knowledge of the Japanese language..

I'm fairly sure that senryu is 3 syllables. Sen-ry-u. It's pronounced something like Sayn-Ree-You.

But thanks for the links, JDiv. Goodness.

- Kemrain the Glad No One is Pissed at Hir Yet for the Long Post.
 


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