I don't normally feat myself in public, but...

[gfunk]

Dig That Hole is awfully good, particularly the bit about being loser who fails to cover his tracks. But I am leaning towards Soil That Reputation.

Hey Ridley, I just got your avatar.

Very funny!

 

[Ferret]

"Basically, this is how it's gonna work. I have to write up my own feats (and so far, I'm the best at this, so don't bother submitting your own, and yes, I have a feat for that too "

MWHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Welverin]

Yeah, but I've never posted it. Some of them border on just plain cruel.

Aww, I wanna see.

 

[Ravellion]

Soil That Reputation Of Yours Even Further [General]
It?s bad enough that you?re such a punk, but you actually make it worse?simply by breathing.
Benefit: Though you have fought long an hard to rid yourself of the reputation that you?re an infantile jerk by being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules, you actually manage to screw your reputation even that much more by _not_ being knowledgeable and fair in regards to the rules.
Normal: You were better off without this feat, for obvious reasons.
Special: Only a chump would take this feat.

You shouldn't have made that mistake after my well argumented post K.

Rav

 

[kreynolds]

Huh? EDIT: Oh. LOL I gotcha.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

STROYEF, I choose you!


Ah. for months, I had a hole inside myself whenever I visited the rules forum, but I couldn't figured out what was missing. But now I remember. Feat on!

 

[Andrew D. Gable]

Some for me and my life...

Dude, Shut Up (General)
Whenever people are around, you have an uncanny knack for being able to keep nothing to yourself.
Benefit: None. This feat makes you disliked by almost everyone.
Normal: You're generally a well-liked person who keeps secrets well.

Hulk Smash (General)
In a berserk fury and attempting to show off your feeble strength, you destroy things, only to find out at a later date that you need them. Whoops...
Benefit: None.
Normal: You find out if you need something before hitting it with a steel bar or ripping it into shreds.

Quavering Self-Esteem (General)
When a member of your preferred sex to whom you feel at least mildly attracted is around, you quake in your boots and lose all self-esteem. Any thoughts of said attraction and any desire to ask that person on a date are, of course, thrown right out the window.
Benefit: None. Having this feat makes you a depressed single dude.
Normal: You have a girlfriend.

 

[Kae'Yoss]

Normal: You have a girlfriend.

So everyone without that feat has a girlfriend?

I have further questions:
When I want to get rid of my girlfriend, do I have to get this feat, since everyone without that feat seems to have to have one?
And if I want another, later, how do I get rid of this feat?

You see, this is all unrealistic! I know people who sometimes have g/f's, then are single, and later have a girl again. And I'm sure you cannot untake a feat.

But then again I'm a geek and a nerd and a virgin and never ever had a girl or saw one in the flesh, only on TV and in furniture catalogues.

 

[Robbert Raets]

Quavering Self-Esteem (General)
When a member of your preferred sex to whom you feel at least mildly attracted is around, you quake in your boots and lose all self-esteem. Any thoughts of said attraction and any desire to ask that person on a date are, of course, thrown right out the window.
Benefit: None. Having this feat makes you a depressed single dude.
Normal: You have a girlfriend.

Dude, shut up....

 

[Ferret]

STROYEF is the best in my opinion

Blind fighting [General, Fighter]
When ever you feel the need to attack someone, you screw up your eyes and spin you arms round like a deranged robot that’s about to drown.
Benefit: You have absolutely no fighting skill, none. I’m not even sorry.
Normal: You might risk leaving you eyes open when you hit someone.
Special: If possess both this feat and Look at me, you always hit yourself.

Look at me [General]
Even if you make a good honest attempt at something special, it sucks. Someone finds a way to make it look even worse then it already was, which is a feat unto it’s self.
Benefit: Whenever you make something, special, It sucks worse then usual
Normal: You only suck half as bad.
Special: If possess both this feat and Blind Fighting, you always hit yourself.