I Got Lucky... Don't ya hate me?

[Buttercup]

I have to admit I didn't know who he was either, so I Googled him. He's written, among other things, Year of the Zombie.

Colonel, you slay me. You've been reading his eloquent if insane rants on NTL for years, how could you not recognize the writing style?

Of course, you never know who I am when I change my name, and I'm told I'm pretty easy to recognize online too.

For a smart guy, you're totally clueless, you know? Must not have put any points into listen and spot.

 

[Piratecat]

I hear he's Spartacus. ZOMBIE Spartacus!

 

[Ralts Bloodthorne]

Oh, the horrors and burdens of obscure celebrity!

I know, heartbreaking isn't it.

I can leave the house and go places.

I can do things.

I can get tossed in jail on a public intoxication...


AND NOBODY EVER KNOWS ABOUT IT!

MWAH-HA-HA!

My plans for taking over Colorada are nearly complete!



It's called self-teasing, and it keeps me from thinking I'm anything but a guy who wrote some niche-popular material.

 

[Ralts Bloodthorne]

I hear he's Spartacus. ZOMBIE Spartacus!

I thought YOU were Zombie Spartacus!

D'OH!

 

[Sandain]

/tangent

I use to know a Lesbian named Kris... do you know if she used to play a Necromancer on Evequest?

 

[Teflon Billy]

Oh, the horrors and burdens of obscure celebrity!

At Gen Con 2004, I was approached 3 times in the first hour to Autograph people's programs.

It had never occured to me that folks would be impressed with meeting Teflon Billy :\

My fird's KAte and Theo reacted about the way I expected them to: "What the hell have you done there Big Shot?"

I didn't have an answer for them

 

[Infernal Teddy]

Hell, if I ever got to GenCon, I'd want autographs from all the ENWorlders - and Photos!

 

[Piratecat]

At Gen Con 2004, I was approached 3 times in the first hour to Autograph people's programs.

Sticking the "I have a giant Hong" sign on his back was absolutely the funniest thing I've ever done.

Go, Team Zombie Spartacus!

 

[Plane Sailing]

I thought YOU were Zombie Spartacus!

NO! *I* am Zombie Spartacus!

 

[librarius_arcana]

and Photos!

What!?

What have you heard!!?

They are fake, all faked, ALL OF THEM, and I was out of town that day!!




LEAVE MEEEE ALONE