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I just ate the Red Violin of pizzas


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Well, this pizza had no right tasting so good. It was a $1 cheese pizza from Publix (a supermarket chain store) that typically would taste mediocre. But somehow - perhaps something burning in the toaster oven (because our actual oven is broken), perhaps the intervention of Samuel L. Jackson, perhaps the too-old parmesan cheese I put on it - it was transformed into something divine.
 



The Red Violin is a really good movie. If you haven't yet seen it, go out and rent it this weekend.

Would make an interesting story for a magical bardic instrument.
 

And more back on (off?) topic, my wife and I went to "Bottom's Up" the "best pizza place in Richmond", or so we were told.

I was unimpressed. We only went there because I couldn't find the Pizza Hut. I had the address for one, but we couldn't find it.

So, dare I say it, I think Pizza Hut's thin crust pepperoni lovers pizza is just the best thing in the world. I was really in the mood for that, and this place's thin crust pepperoni just didn't hold a candle to Pizza Hut's. Am I crazy for saying that?

I'll go a step further. Outbeak Steakhouse has the best filet mignon I've ever had. I've been to numerous steak restaurants in Kansas City (where one should theoretically be able to find an awesome steak). The only one that was better than Outback was Tatsu's, which was a French restaurant, of all things. It was divine, but it was also $30.
 


I have fond memories of eating Pizza Hutt's Pizzone and watching The Mummy with my best friend countless times. Too bad the Pizzone will never be coming back. Calzones are just not the same.
 


You know, reading this subject line again, made me realize something.

The "Red Violin" of pizzas would be a pizza that

was made with the blood of a dead woman and was hundreds of years old.

mmmm mmmm
 

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